I have decided to become a professional rock climber in 2024 exclusively taking people rock climbing for a hourly fee.
I have no experience, I am extremely afraid of heights, but I enjoy making people happy who want to experience rock climbing.
I took into account some people may book a climb with me which is great! Just know these disclaimers
1. A deposit or payment before the climb
2. I may be on my phone most of the climb but still expect payment
3. I will need payment for traveling to the site we will climb
4. I may take a nap during the climb
5. I expect a great review
6. Once the climb is done I will probably disappear like a leprechaun
7. I may ask that we do a virtual rock climb so I know who you are as a rock climber. For a fee of course.
8. If you have anything you need to know and you called or text with questions that's a fee.
9. Although I really am not an outdoors person, I really do not like rocks and once again very much afraid of heights, im still the best rock climber you can ever be around. For a a fee of course.
Im even thinking about going through the phone book (?) and cold calling people to sell my business.
I think we should meet somewhere in public and have a few drinks before climbing so we can tell if we vibe, also for my safety and yours!
Only serious climbers please. This is my livelihood!
All studies show rock climbing is a good way to release adrenaline and appreciate the beauty of the earth.