A Fl. man was missing his cuddle partners due to the virus mess so bad that he went out and bought a full size blow up doll. he took it home, filled it with air, per the instructions and found her/it to be to skinny, so he put ALOT more air then it called for. So he had it just right !!,and he was the big spoon, then he thought, well, she has no boundaries, so he gave her a little kiss on the neck, then he tried to give her a hickey, she made a very large farting sound and flew out the open window !!!!.
Then he thought about it more & more, then went back and bought another, this time, he thought, I'll fill it up with water, so he used warm water, and again he put way more then he should, but now it can't go anywhere with 300 gallons of water in her. Again he was the big spoon, and again, he thought, well a little kiss can't hurt, again he got kind of carried away and gave her a hickey, this time she exploded, he was found the next day drowned in his bed, so sad!!!