Fl. man dies due to Cuddle Doll !!!

A Fl. man was missing his cuddle partners due to the virus mess so bad that he went out and bought a full size blow up doll. he took it home, filled it with air, per the instructions and found her/it to be to skinny, so he put ALOT more air then it called for. So he had it just right !!,and he was the big spoon, then he thought, well, she has no boundaries, so he gave her a little kiss on the neck, then he tried to give her a hickey, she made a very large farting sound and flew out the open window !!!!.
Then he thought about it more & more, then went back and bought another, this time, he thought, I'll fill it up with water, so he used warm water, and again he put way more then he should, but now it can't go anywhere with 300 gallons of water in her. Again he was the big spoon, and again, he thought, well a little kiss can't hurt, again he got kind of carried away and gave her a hickey, this time she exploded, he was found the next day drowned in his bed, so sad!!!

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Comments

  • Oh my lord Wayne, is this true?! Lol

  • If the label said the doll is incontinent, then this is merely an accidental death by piddle.

  • @Sheena123 , NO, LOL, it just shows where one's mind can wonder to when in quarantine, LOL

  • Lol.. You can't have a conversation with a blowup doll. Cuddlng is more than just using a warm body as a blanket.

  • That crazy Florida Man! He's always in the news.

  • I think his cuddle partner felt very let down.

  • Yeah, he totally blew her off!

  • A Florida man...

  • almost believed it cuz of the "florida man" part lol

  • [Deleted User]Mennahugs (deleted user)

    😂😂 I saw Florida man and knew it was going to be something ridiculous.

  • Life is to short not to laugh, if you don't laugh or have a big smile once a day, then you wasted that 1 day !!!!
    Hope all is doing well and staying safe !!!!!

  • A friend bought a "life-like" blow-up doll, but found it leaked air, so he took it back to complain.
    "It keeps [ paraphrasing of deflating ] on me."
    "If I'd known that", said the shopkeeper, "I'd have charged you double".

    For gender equality, I will report that the UK scheme to subsidise restaurant meals, is called "Eat out to help out".

  • WOW, time sure flys by, this was 4 years ago. That whole Covid thing was like time lost for ever. I’m glad it mostly behind us now.

  • Many years ago I had a harrowing experience on an Airplane! The fish dinner made half the plane sick, including the crew. The emergency pilot was a blow-up doll.

  • Oh my goodness @TxTom hahhahahaha.

  • edited April 2024
  • Hahahahhahahahha 300 gallons!!! Weighed more than a truck! ?!!!? … over a metric tonne … c a 2500 lbs…?

  • @carrieanne
    Omg I literally have nightmares about this kinda stuff happening IRL. Ughhhhh I’m glad I didn’t know about this risk when I was stationed there. I wouldn’t have been able to sleep at night in the multistory barracks. Lol

  • @TheMidnightOwl
    If I let my mind start thinking of all the dangers, I’d probably never go out of the house. tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, lightning, Landslides, wildfires, snow storms, ice, tsunamis, Bigfoot…

  • Only in Florida

  • 😆😆😆

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