Midnight Musings and Whimsical Questions

Share your musings and whimsical questions on this thread. I will start.

Do you think the Number Two pencil was invented on the toilet?

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  • Why are there single random shoes on the road? How did they get there, and isn't someone missing it?

  • [Deleted User]jimmylee (deleted user)

    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

  • Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.

  • Why is it that the bigger your bed room is the smaller your bedroom is?

  • @jimmylee no stealing Steven Wright material.

  • Why do drive-up ATM's have braille on the keyboard?

  • @TheFunCartel I don't think anyone here (myself included) is being original, but I personally am fine with it being a "post your favorite one-liners" thread.

  • @IronLemon Mine was a thought that popped in my head. I think people’s original thoughts are more interesting than derivative thoughts. So I hope most are original.

  • [Deleted User]jimmylee (deleted user)

    @TheFunCartel I'm pretty sure that precedes Steven Wright.

  • I'm pretty sure that precedes Steven Wright.

    You are correct—it was George Carlin.

  • [Deleted User]jimmylee (deleted user)

    I've written and published a book with such musings. Perhaps I will quite myself. I did not realize I was violating some sacred trust with my contribution above.

  • [Deleted User]jimmylee (deleted user)

    @TheFunCartel Exactly. That old line isn't dry and droll enough to be Wright worthy.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    My mother would warn us " If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me".

  • I did not realize I was violating some sacred trust with my contribution above

    Wow. No need to escalate. I was just saying I was interested in original thoughts. No one was attacking you.

  • @gem7 👍 Mother logic is the best!

  • Why do drive-up ATM's have braille on the keyboard?

    Because most cars have blind spot monitoring now?

  • [Deleted User]jimmylee (deleted user)
    edited October 2024

    @TheFunCartel I did not feel attack. I thought by using a phrase like "sacred trust" on a post that is likely to be filled with ditties, it would be obvious I was using a bit of exaggeration. I guess you (me) need to know your audience. My bad.

  • edited October 2024

    @jimmylee It came across as sarcasm. No problem

  • Is Sean Combs the new Jeffrey Epstein?

    Are all the cell block cameras working?

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)
    edited October 2024

    If you're going to stir the s__t pot you will have to lick the spoon.

  • If there were a thread about trains, how quickly would it get derailed?

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    "I See" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

  • @gem7 You pre-stole that from me. (Posted it before I could)

    I was literally thinking of that earlier today, but I also think it would be better posted in a puns thread.

    That's something to think about. Why do people find puns painful?

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    @IronLemon I didn't mean to steal your thunder. I was browsing another thread where one of the posters was blind and this old one came to mind.
    I think its a physchological thing in us that causes us to groan in pain when we hear a pun. It seems like most of them don't really bring about laughter but more of a "duh" factor.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    No male human is an area of land surrounded by water.

  • @gem7
    "Able was I ere I saw Elba."

  • If firefighters fight fire, and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    Ah yes, that Napolean guy.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    Why do our ducks have to be in a row and why is the monkey on our back in the first place.

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