@brownglucose how?
I recently started in a reggae band. I only play the triangle though…
I just stand at the back and ting!
So a man assaulted me with milk
How dairy!
The nurse hands a man his newborn and says: "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it.” He says to the nurse, “Well then give me the one my wife made!"
At the drive thru
Employee: what would you like today, sir? Me: One moment please. Employee: Sorry sir but we are out of moments at this time. Would you like something else instead?
How do you catch a squirrel. Climb and act like a nut.
This lady walked into the bank and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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I was going to try an all almond diet, but that is just nuts.
Sorry
@BashfulLoner 🤣🤣🤣 Naughty
@BashfulLoner you won 🏆
@MajesticMango Yes he did. Don’t know how baby whale feels being described that way.
Try never to open your Electricity bill with your water bill…….the results are often Shocking🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know .... @BashfulLoner was whale-ly done well ... but it sure seems fishy.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Nothing starts with “N” and ends with “G”
How did the hamburger introduce his new girlfriend?
Meat Patty
Is moonshine made in the still of the night?
@IronLemon Bahahaha!!!
@IronLemon thats Mr. Night, let's be respectful
Why can’t a chicken coop have more than two doors?
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
The moment my Mom asked me to hand out invitations for my Brother's surprise birthday party.. ..was when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
$7.00 is the cost of an Apple pie in the Dominican Republic
$5.00 is the cost of an Cherry pie in Barbados
$9.00 is the cost of a Blueberry pie in Antigua
These are the Pie-Rates of the Carribean
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She’s becoming a nightmare.
@lonelytauros how lame of the horse to do that.
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