Two blondes walked into a bar!
You would think one of them would have ducked.
Three blondes walk into a bar!
One of them quacked her head.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi, an American, an Irishmen, an Italian, a bear, a horse, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
@IronLemon MY NEW FAVORITE 😂
I can't tell if the bar has been raised ... or lowered. 🤪
What did the cheerleader order on her pizza?
Extra pep.
At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away. A whim away.. A whim away..
I enjoy listening to all kinds of music.
I’m polyjamorous
The difference between Elon Musk and a Lemur. Elon made an electric car. Lemur Madagascar.
What do you get, when you smash someone’s head between two pies?
Pioneers
What's the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a pig thrown off a cliff?
Ones a heated yam the others a yeeted ham!
I renamed my toilet from John to Jim People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
My partner accused me of having no sense of direction. I got so angry, I packed up my stuff and right.
What did the Buffalo say to his kid when dropping him off at school?
"Bison."
There are 2 types of Cliffdivers.
Grand Champion and Stuff on a Rock
Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?
It had a conductor
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”
@forest3618 😂
Sheepdog says to farmer: "I got all 50 sheep in the pen!" Farmer says to dog: "But I only have 46 sheep." Sheepdog: "I know, I rounded them up."
What does a piano, a tuna and glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna... And what about the glue????
I knew you'd get stuck there
How much does a rainbow weigh?
Not much, they are pretty light.
So I thought I saw my soul rising out of the toilet bowl the other day. I must have been having an outer potty experience.
What do Captain Hook and the typical teenager have in common?
They can’t scape Tik-Tok
Why was the Miami Dolphin called for a personal foul?
He tripped the other players on porpoise!
How did the zombie get into College?
The zombie got all the brains in the family.
What do you call a dirty PowerPoint presentation?
Mudslides!
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine to serve you but you better not start anything.
In honor of the other forum
My partner and I let astrology get between us
It Taurus apart
A Cancer, a Scorpio, and a Pisces walk into a bar. Everyone is crying. That's all.
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