@Ineedahugortwo I sea you cracked another one ... 🤪
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
@GuyverGordon 😆
I have a hornets near in my tree with no hole for them to get in or out. It's un-bee-leavable
Arnold Schwarzenegger was invited to a convention where everyone went dressed as famous composers
He said "I'll be Bach"
asked my boss, "Now that I'm in charge of the whole football team, do I get to fly first class?"
He replied, "No, coach."
How is Christmas like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
What do 2,000 lbs of bones weigh?
A Skele-ton
What does the Titanic and the movie The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people (I see dead people)
Mr. Peanut running out to get kids milk for a snack.
Parents: don't worry kids we will be back in a jif........
Why is Peter Pam always flying?
*Because he Neverlands
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
Where do books hide when they are scared?
Under the covers!
What is Dracula's favorite beer?
Bloodweiser
I'd drop a dad joke but it would just fall flat. 😏
How did the dad justify buying the boat?
There was a sail.
Why did the dad love his barbecue thongs?
They just clicked.
How does the wicked witch correct her grammar?
She uses Spell check.
Why do cemeteries have waiting lists?
Because everyone’s dying to get in.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
Why are vampires so easily fooled?
They’re suckers.
@MajesticMango a Halloween trifecta - I see what you did there 😀
Did you hear about the ride that Rudolph went on? He held on for dear life!
Why did Santa quit smoking?
Cause it was bad for his elf 😁
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
...and those who understand binary. Oh, sorry, wrong joke!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
What did the janitor say when he opened the closet?
SUPPLIES!
@BrianL Did you steal that from UHF?
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