Boys are gross
Boys are even grosser than olives
I love living rent free in your head 😂
I love being bold and ruthless and burning bridges, I feel so liberated
Man I love.poops is my favorite thing ever
It's like you wake up everyday and say how can I be of no assistance to the world
Nope, you are not a cuddler. You're an escort pretending to be one. Thanks for wasting my time and robbing me of my money!
Sorry chief, the bills were piling up.
Clowny boy!🤡
Don't hate me for being beautiful!
We are not a match.
I didn't realize you liked me. If I did, I'd have been more careful with your heart.
Anecdotes are not data. Stop forcing faulty conclusions on the rest of us simply because you are too lazy to handle statistical rigor. Follow the scientific method in order. Don't start with a pre-conclusion instead of a hypothesis and throw in groupthink nonsense as your supporting evidence to justify it.
I could not care less about your religious views.
I could not care less about your political views.
If you are poor keep your financial advice to yourself.
If you are shaped like the Michelin Man keep your weight loss advice to yourself.
And please don’t talk about how much you miss sex during the whole damn session!! I Don’t Want To Hear About It and that’s a firm boundary for me. Platonic conversation only!
No but seriously wanting to be in a throuple with your biological sister is BEYOND disgusting
Page 12 is the best so far . Keep em coming 🤣🤣😂
“Please just watch the puppet show, don’t ask who pulls the strings”
Despite all this frigid air, my nipples are sweaty
Never under-estimate. A single, tiny pebble can shatter a glass house just as much as a stone or boulder.
@pmvines looks like the weather did get to you one way or another 🤣🤣🤣
Darn that climate change!
If not for me and "my kind," humans would still be living in caves. Conservativism demands fear and the illusion of safety. Stay in darkness if you will, but don't deny others their call to light.
I wonder if anybody has ever literally tried to build a canoe assembled only from douches
If I could ever pull this off I would name it the Incel Dude Bro Canoe.
Im here and I'm a blessing
You can only bend a thing so many times before it breaks. I was enough. I'm still enough. I've had enough. I'm leaving.
Why couldn't I be enough for you
Tuna in a pouch .. what will they think of next?
I’m so over it