Mine would probably have to be like farting or something oh my God that'd be terrible
My farts are a blessing
Choked on water and nearly died and he didn’t really help. Not sure that I was embarrassed as much as panicked.
@g_w_t_w
Yeah I'm sorry about that I really didn't know what else to do, I was really hyper focused on my farts at the time that you were choking and I couldn't break concentration
Yeah @pmvines you just stood there while I took my last breath but you tripped over me as you rushed to the bathroom because I said no farting allowed in my apartment. Somehow you accidentally saved my life with your paisley doc martens which you wouldn’t take off to cuddle. . So I am able to continue my presence in the CC forum thanks to you. (It’s your fault)
Well, cuddling is fun and sometimes we get the giggles, ya know?! But my laugh sometimes turns into a snort, which is a little embarrassing. Also, I was told after the Knoxville meet & greet that I might possibly snore a bit. Just cute girl snores I'm sure. Lol (snort)
Hey
I have accidentally hit myself in the face with my own hand while trying to adjust pillows to get more comfortable in a cuddle position 😂😭 Idk if he noticed but I definitely never forgot lol
Probably farting because I definitely don't want to do that in close proximity.
Please tell your embarrassing happenings during your sessions.
Mine was last night!! I go to sit up on the bed when it was time to leave and passed probably the loudest toot of my life!!! The client and I both froze and just stared at each other. There was no hiding it. Thankfully it didn't stink!! I wanted to melt under the bed!!
@ChestnutBunny I’ve been in a similar situation. I can related. But thankfully, I disappeared like Obi-Wan in the original Star Wars. I’m a force ghost now. It’s awesome.
I would have demanded an extra tip for that
A cuddler and I got up at the same time and bumped heads.
The next morning I looked in the mirror and saw a black eye. Thank God she didn't have one.
The cuddle beatdown is real 🤕
OMG I've only had to hold in a huge toot for the entirety of a two hour appointment. hahaha Nothing embarrassing happened yet but loving this thread so far.
I have (I hate to admit on more than one occasion) elbowed a cuddler in the face/head area while shifting positions and dealing with tangled blankets or pillows.
Thankfully it has never been with any force at all and it did not cause any real pain or damage. More of a light tap, but ya know, with my elbow. We were able to chuckle about it and move on.
But certainly not my proudest cuddle vibe moment. 😬
Can't be embarrassed if I got no shame. 🤔
Not a literal fart but I've had a couple of brain farts, failing to understand a simple movement instruction. But I'm stupid in general so yeah.
When I was a pro I had an app on my phone that was making those embaressing sounds.I used it when I wanted to end a session early.
I had a cuddler vomit, not on me but it created a quite a mess. Put a damper on the session. Food posioning, wasn't me!
Farting no doubt about it
I had a cuddler vomit
I wonder if Romans cuddled in their vomitoriums in Rome back in the day. I guess you get used to the smell and you could play a delightful game of “Guess What I Ate”.
Not all farts are bad farts
@pmvines old farts are not bad farts
I have to chime in! Due to IBS ( I blame Jewish genetics!) I keep a strict diet for 24 hours before a cuddle session to avoid any stomach troubles; Rice, or rice cakes, bananas, oats, marshmallows. Isotonic sports drinks, mint tea. Obviously, do your own "experiments" as to what works for you. 😉🤦🤷
@Huggycatbear
As a certified old fart I agree
@Sooson dude your not funny with the "when i was a pro" posts, just stop
He could have been silent ...
... but that would have been deadly
@penguin34
So I take it no same day appointments for you then
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@pmvines Would wet farts count as "bad farts"? 🤔😆
When I was a pro I had an app on my phone that was making those embaressing sounds.
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@Sooson When I was a Pro, I used whoopie cushions during my cuddle sessions...And I didn't charge extra for them either! 😜🤪😝