insurance companies are warning campers that if their tent gets stolen... they wont be covered 😁
no sexual jokes. -Stormy
Try this joke and remember timing
Two friends looking to get drunk walk into a bar
Ouch Ouch
Where do bad rainbows go?
To Prism.
But it's a light sentence.... to give them time to reflect.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
What did the grape say after it was stepped on?
Nothing, it let out a little whine
How do you make a pirate extremely mad?
Steal his p
Why is the beach wet? Because the sea weed!
Did you hear about the guy who ate a frog? (poor froggy). He's probably going to croak!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.
To whom it may concern, Are all of our dad jokes being kept in a dad-a-base? Just wondering. Thanks!
A blind man walks into a bar... It's ok, he's fine.
Btw all these jokes are cracking me up!! 🤣 Especially @Auroradream 🤣🤣
I was fired from my job at the funeral home.
Seems I was supposed to ask "Burial or Cremation?" Not "Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
What’s the official animal of Pi Day? The Pi-thon.
Why should you always be careful when it starts raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!
Why do dalmatians make the worst criminals? Because they always get spotted by the police!
Where does a doberman go when he loses his tail? The re-tail store!
Why did the dog start chasing squirrels after his dad took him to get neutered? He was trying to get his nuts back!
Did you see the headline about the fortune-telling little person that escaped from custody? "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"
An Arab, a Jew, a Mexican, a black guy, & a white guy all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them & says, "What is it? A joke?"
one of the earliest dad jokes I remember: Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted (assaulted)!
I never believed in orthopedic shoes, but I stand corrected.
I used to be in a band called sold out . We had amazing posters… unfortunately no one ever came to the shows
My wife & I have new neighbors. Nice folks, but they live a little different lifestyle than us. They sunbathe in the nude! My wife is NOT happy.
Me...I'm on the fence.
Did you hear about the fancy chef's hat? It's the toque of the town.
A fish swimming along hit a wall Fish says Dam
Definition: How Jonah must have felt when he was swallowed by a whale.
Solution: Down in the mouth
You show me a country singer's ghost, and I'll show you The Phantom Of The Opry.