Fart?!? what should i do

cuddleman39cuddleman39
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When i was spooning my cuddle buddy she farted on me and just continued conversation like nothing happened it was loud and stank like eggs is this even appropriate. I was so shocked and just never cuddled with them again. Is there no decency in the world today. I payed her and left how isnt she not embarrassed.

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  • pmvinespmvines

    You've never had gas before in your how many years of life ?

  • SpicyNSweetSpicyNSweet

    Bodily functions happen, bud. Light a candle and breathe. 😂

  • cuddlefaerycuddlefaery

    This has got to be trolling, right? How can a grown man my age still be freaking out about a bodily function that 1) everybody does, and 2) we have very little control over? Even when teaching kids, they giggle and then move on - it's only a big deal of you make it a big deal.

    Why should she, or anyone, be ashamed of it? I mean, I might give a brief apology out of habit - but if my cuddle partner made this big of a deal about it I wouldn't want to cuddle with them any more. I'm not into being shamed about my body.

    I hate to break it to you, but if you're looking for a cuddle partner who doesn't ever pass gas - they aren't going to be human. Or even a cat or dog or any other standard cuddly pet. Maybe try a teddy bear?

  • JasonCuddlesJasonCuddles

    I'm afraid this is how farting disease spreads. You will now, on occasion, fart. For the rest of your life. I am sorry.

  • michrenman2michrenman2

    She paid you the ultimate compliment. That is how comfortable she felt around you. Just smile, and breathe in the sweet stinky smell of trust.

  • Carrie_AnneCarrie_Anne
    edited June 2

    What should you do?
    How about try not being rude and not making a post about it in the forum.
    (I’m also thinking trolling.)

  • MorpheusMorpheus

    Fart on her 💨

  • MelitaMelita

    I know a cuddler who would pay extra for farts... Grow up already.

  • mauvefoxmauvefox

    It’s gotta be a troll.

    Are you for real this immature.
    If this actually happened, she was probably hugely embarrassed. She shouldn’t have to be but she probably was.

    We have books we read to children about this kind of stuff.

    Shit happens. So do farts. 🤷‍♀️

  • ksb30ksb30

    It happens no big deal, it happens all the time when I cuddle my dear old doggie!

  • trysdettrysdet

    I once passed gas in yoga class towards the very end of the class. I had no opportunity to even realize one was coming. It was clear I distract the instructor in the middle of her speech but no one said anything. It was not my fault. She had us in what's actually called ''Wind Relieving Pose'. I made a mental note and on subsequent classes I avoided that pose if necessary.

  • BearBear

    @trysdet that’s kind of humorous that there’s actually a pose called that. I bet @pmvines invented it.

    I second what @michrenman2 said. I couldn’t agree more that it’s the biggest compliment and trust somebody can give a person. From my experience usually more embarrassing from a woman than. Most men are usually honoring passing Gas like they deserve a trophy. Women try there best to convince people they don’t have gas.

    For a woman to actually be blunt enough to have to pass Gas and not act like it never happened, I would want as a friend. She would be genuine and usually awesome to talk to.

    If the OP is not a troll, he needs to pull that stick out from blocking his gas.

  • Goonie4lifeGoonie4life

    Farting is natural....maybe this will end your cuddling career since you don't get it. 🤔

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    I don’t fart. I purify the air.

  • KatotaKatota

    Lol! 😆

    Well, I only had farting happen to me ONCE so far during cuddling...Which is a nice sign showing that said cuddle partner (at that one and only time ☝️😏) is fully relaxed in my presence enough to let one rip! 💨😊

    Which made me feel proud of that logical concept. It really made proud of myself! 😁

    However, this same farting cuddle partner also had bad stinking breath 😖 which was "co-mingling" with the silent but deadly stench from his butt. 🫢😵‍💫

    I can tolerate a fart ...BUTT, when YOUR BREATHE STANKING 😖 due to possibly failing to properly oral hygiene your mouth before coming over to cuddle and then fart on top of that just a...Sighs! Smh 😌

    I do say in my profile and in person LISTERINE. IS. YOUR. FRIEND...For a reason, mmkay? 🤨

    No. No. 🙂‍↔️

    That's just a double threat on my nostrils, and I can't stand that kind of a nasally assault a second time around ...So no more cuddling with that particular cuddle partner. Nope! 😕

    FYI, @pmvines was not the cuddle partner mentioned in my comment.😁

  • KatotaKatota

    What I am saying is, I can take farting happening because you can't really control it. But, you can DEFINITELY control the stench coming out of your mouth... I'm just saying, you can. You really can! 😁

    Lol! 🤣 It's not hard to brush 🪥, floss, mouthwash...Drink some gasoline and light a match to your mouth! 🔥👄

    Why is brushing your teeth SO DAMN HARD?! 😱

    Katota walks away babbling to self about ignoring oral hygiene, and blah blah

    🤪😆☺️🤪

  • KatotaKatota
    edited June 3

    Katota returns to babble some more

    Chewing gum, works too! ☝️😁

    And peppermint works, I love peppermint! 😍

    Wow! 🤯

    It's just mind blowing to me! All of breath fresheners that are available out there ..Wow! 😦😳

    Smh

    😆😆😆😆

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    FYI, @pmvines was not the cuddle partner mentioned in my comment.😁

    @pmvines is now a disclaimer.

    “this cuddler is not intended as treatment for anything medical. If you engage in cuddling the vines we are not liable for injury or illness resulting from said cuddles not limited to but including poisoning, nausea, asphyxiation, diarrhea, menopause, puberty, feelings of suffocation, chemical warfare PTSD, and nose cancer. This message is for informational purposes only.”

  • KatotaKatota

    @TheFunCartel 😆😆😆😆

  • CSnMUS87CSnMUS87

    I don't think it's happened to me in a cuddle session, however on my end I know if sometimes would shift my position when I felt like gas might be passing to try not to do it in their vicinity. Naturally when I would go for a bathroom break or as soon as I left the building and was heading to my car I let it all out and was relieved. This is just one reason I try not to eat anytime soon before cuddling and save my eating for after it's done.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Always come to a cuddle session with one in the chamber in case things go sideways.

    Therein endeth the lesson

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