My stepdad pissed me off so I dropped him on the floor
What do you get when you cross a horse with a donkey?? A honkey
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino.
Whoever stole my MS Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I have Excel’lent hiding skills. Your Outlook isn’t too bright.
Autopsy Club Party here this Saturday! Open mike night!
This one works better with the facial expressions.
When one door closes another one opens. Besides that its a pretty good car.
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