Is there any place you hate to go for cuddles and why?

[Deleted User]lovelyhugs (deleted user)

San Francisco, only because the parking is hell. The cuddles make it worth it but just barely. 😂would I go again...yes😌

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  • [Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)

    I hate to cuddle in public restrooms. Unless you use a stall, people are always walking in on your and giving you strange looks.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @creedhands

    Truth.

    I've found that cuddling by a dumpster is problematic, too. Mainly due to the potential for bad company; ravenous raccoons, vile vagrants, and the drug-addled.

    In all seriousness, I dislike cuddling anywhere with a temperature of 75 degrees or higher.

  • @creedhands I don't know, I've cuddled my toilet on quite a few occasions .....

  • Y’all are too funny 😂

  • Anywhere that doesn’t have decent parking... just come to me

  • Nobody mentioned "In the sewers". I guess you all wouldn't mind cuddling there.

  • In a glass case of emotion.

  • A solitary-confinement cell.

  • The hotels near lax.
    That whole part of town is wound up on stress and rage.
    BUT last time I took the challenge, the hotel was hosting a s and m festival, and possibly a baptist revival at the same time. People were walking around the lobby in assless chaps with leather clad slaves on leashes. Waiting for parking validation, I exchanged hysterical glances with the maids who were straining to keep their eyes down and not break down laughing.
    The 12 floor elevator ride in which I stood between a trio of the kinky revelers and an utterly silent, elderly, midwest looking couple was the most cringe inducing thing I've ever witnessed lol. The latter looked like they thought they had died and gone to hell.
    The young wholesome pilot I had come to visit was bright red, MORTIFIED, and spent much effort trying to convince me that he had NOT planned this 🤣
    I was delighted by the fiasco though, and vowed to be more flexible with flying cuddlers in the future.

  • @biancalovecraft - THAT scene should be in a movie. S&M plus Baptist revival? Good question is... how many attendees were signed up for BOTH?

    No cuddles for me on anything with heights/railings/any danger of falling. Skydiving is a definite NO, even if I was holding onto any of the Chrises: Evans (pictured below), Hemsworth, or Pratt.

  • @Sideon
    Now I know what MCU means in the movie world :
    Marvel Chris Universe

  • Here is my list of pet peves
    1. Cars
    2. Movie theaters
    3. Sketchy hotels/ motels
    4. Dirty homes/ beds with dirty sheets
    5. Anywhere I need to parallel park or doesnt have parking onsite
    6. Hotels that charge for parking or have complicated parking garages
    7. Hotels with elevators that require a room key so I have to awkwardly wait for the client in the lobby
    8. Cities in general because

  • @xandriarain
    7. The client should wait for you in the lobby.

  • @xandriarain - The movie theater would be the perfect place to cuddle...especially when you two are alone and have the entire auditorium to yourselves.

  • @biancalovecraft hilarious! I second @Sideon's motion. Too good.

    I hate cuddling while meditating -- messes up my levitation every time.

    Anywhere smelly. Anywhere hot. Anywhere noisy.

  • @Mike403
    Agreed.
    Current UK rules require about 3 - 6 feet of social-distancing, but even before the pandemic, some showings I've been the only one in. The last days of movie run, early afternoon on a school day, is usually good.

    With movie theater booking apps, I can check at the last minute ; which showings will be near-empty, and where the quieter parts of the theater are. The only awkwardness is when several seats are "booked" reserved "just in case" by the theater, because you can sit next to them, and still be alone.

  • @Mike403 Wouldnt that preclude Ninja Rats and their Pizza loving students? you speciesist

  • Honestly I like having a hotel key to get upstairs in the elevators. The privacy and minor addition to security is nice, especially when I travel in cities I'm not as familiar with....

    though I agree meeting clients downstairs can be a pain. 😂😂

  • @MissAdventurous - If the elevator requires a room key, I guess I won't be ordering a pizza. I'm too lazy to go down to the lobby to get it.

  • @Mike403 usually the hotel I frequent in Seattle has pizza on the menu and a bar in the lobby, so some work trips, be it for the law office or cuddling, usually both, I don't even leave the hotel. Then they can just bring it to me. 😂😂😂

  • I would hate to go to prison 🗝🚔 for a cuddle 😔

  • These responses.... LOL!!
    I’ve been asked to cuddle in the back of an SUV. Not happening.

  • I charge extra for all my prison cuddles.

  • Never cuddle in your mom’s house.. Too awkward and too many questions.

  • I thought that was going to be a “your momma” joke.

  • I would not use the word Hate, but not really fond of motels, with this virus mess going on.
    I do travel some, so I like my RV, but it seems a lot feel unsafe in it. So I have met at a motel, but I always carry in my own pillows & sheets, so I know I'm not laying on someone's DNA, LOL

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