You’re only allowed to eat broccoli 🥦 & drink water & a daily shakes that provides all essential vitamins & minerals your body needs to sustain
Hard pass what good is a billion dollars if I can't share great food and cuddles? Plus I'd lose my teddy bear physique and it's one of my better features lmao
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You would die from malnutrition so unless you have a selfless scheme to leave it to a cause or loved ones hell no
Heh with introvme you gotta read the posts not just the title or you'll miss stuff, like the part about getting nutri-shakes to offset the horrid diet (he's made me have to edit a few posts like that)
Yes you'd be dead in maybe six months, even with the supplements. For the whole time you would be starving hungry, with wind. So, no thanks.
As an alternative, here is an alledgedly nutrionally complete diet, plucked from the internet. Looks plausible. It's only 1100 calories so you'd have to be allowed to eat as much as you needed, depending on size, activity and so on.
Breakfast: 8 ounces nonfat yogurt with a cup of papaya and kiwi and 14 walnut halves
Lunch: 1 small whole-wheat pita with a green salad including 1 cup of dark green lettuce, a red pepper, 1 cup of tomatoes, ½ cup edamame, and unsalted sunflower seeds sprinkled on top. Don't despair! You can add olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and pepper as dressing.
Dinner: 4 ounces broiled wild salmon (about the size of your palm) with a yogurt sauce. On the side, a ½ cup of barley and lentils with a cup of steamed asparagus or baby bok choy.
Edit: further digging reveals that you might be able to survive on just potatoes and milk, with a little bit of oatmeal for the molybdenum.
Umm... No way am I not ending a cuddle with a dude who has broccoli gut and all that comes with it!! Just, no... no thanks.
Just broccoli and supplements to avoid malnutrition? Well... as long as I'd be healthy, I suppose I could handle it. Frankly if I'm going this route I'd rather just have the supplements! Making meals and eating them takes way more time than drinking a daily science-magic shake that meets all nutritional needs.
Which I suppose means I'm not willing to give up more than just the one favorite food for the sake of cuddling, but for $1,000,000,000—sure! Sounds good, actually.
FWIW you CAN live on health shakes and supplements for at least nine months. (I did kelp shakes) but after 2 weeks or so your sweat and other fluids starts to smell like kelp (or whatever base your shake uses) so I don't recomend it unless you are seriously driven about reaching some specific goal like a body building competition or you happen to spend all your time alone and no one will care what you smell like.
I guess you could hire a 5 star chef to do broccoli in all ways imaginable. I actually like broccoli rice , theres a broccoli cauliflower blend I have bought several times
I already eat a lot of vegetables so for a billion I'd do it. I bet I'd figure out a lot of ways to cook it over time
Does it count if the broccoli is topped with cheese, beef, chicken, or other toppings (for required nutritional value)? Or do you mean "only broccoli" strictly?
No. Because for one i would not survive too long on just broccoli.
