Favorite Movie Quotes

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Cookie : "You ain't gonna get any nouveau, amandine, thin crust, bottled water, sauteed city food. Food's brown, hot, and plenty of it." -City Slickers

"It's made from real bits of real panther, so you know it's good." -Anchorman

"The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots." -Braveheart

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  • PeopleLikeUsPeopleLikeUs
    edited November 2023

    "We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’

    Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. (shouting) You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’ - Network (1976)

  • TxTomTxTom

    "Are you not entertained?!"

  • KatotaKatota
    edited November 2023

    So many movie quotes:

    "Sometimes you have to be a high riding bitch too survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has left to hold on to."

    -Vera Donovan, Delores Claiborne

    "Okay Pussyface, it's your move..."

    -Harrigan, The Predator 2

    "Why? Because she takes care of me! She tells me what to do! She loves me!"

    -Milo, Mars Needs Moms

    "Listen and understand, that Terminator is OUT THERE! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. And it absolutely WILL NOT STOP...EVER! UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"

    -Kyle Reese, Terminator

    "Well, ain't we a pair...Raggedy Man!"

    -Aunty Entity, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    "Celibate For Celluloid!"

    -Cecil B Demented

    "Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of ALL children. "

    -Eric Draven, The Crow

    😁😁😁😁

  • KatotaKatota

    "God didn't make Rambo...I did!"

    -Colonel Troutman, First Blood

    *Fun Fact: The author of the book First Blood had trouble "finding a name" for said badass protagonist, until his wife comes in carrying a crate of apples...On the crate it said "Rambo Apples".🍏
    I thought that was hilarious! 😄

  • KatotaKatota

    "Imma show ya'll how I rhyme MILITARY STYLE:

    ONE! Don't you feel dumb?
    TWO! Look at you?
    THREE! DON'T YOU MAKE NO JOKES BEHIND MY BACK, OTHERWISE I'LL STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND!"

    -Major Benson Winifred Payne, Major Payne.

    😄😆

  • KatotaKatota

    @PeopleLikeUs "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

    😆

  • TD1964RGKTD1964RGK

    “History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.”

    • Lord John Worfin, in The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension.
  • Joe82_Joe82_

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

  • KatotaKatota

    "Dead or alive...You're coming with me!"

    -Robocop (or Alex Murphy technically 😉)

    "Everything you done to ME...Already done to YOU!"

    -Miss Celie, The Color Purple 💜

  • KatotaKatota

    "Haven't you been paying attention? Killing is what I do, it's what I'm good at!"

    -Violet, Ultraviolet

    "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!"

    -King Leonidas, 300

  • KatotaKatota

    "You're a vampire, Michael! My own brother, a GODDAMN SHITSUCKING VAMPIRE!
    Boy, you wait til Mom finds out buddy!"

    -Sam Anderson, The Lost Boys

    😄

  • KatotaKatota
    edited November 2023

    "Doncha got tits, stick'em out for God's sakes!"

    -Hatchetface, Cry Baby 🤣

    "I'm sick and tired of hearing about all these "Superman stories" about the WAASAA! Legendary BRUCE LEROY, who catches bullets with his teeth...???
    CATCHES BULLETS WITH HIS TEETH?!"

    -Shogun Of Harlem, The Last Dragon

    🐲 😊

  • KatotaKatota
    edited November 2023

    "Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe!"

    -Mason, Snowpiercer

    😉🥿

  • KatotaKatota

    "And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

    -The McManus Brothers, The Boondock Saints

  • KatotaKatota
    edited November 2023

    And I think I will stop here for now.😁

  • RadiantHugsRadiantHugs
    edited November 2023

    “You can’t handle the truth.”
    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
    “Son of a bitch, he stole my line.”

  • Minestrone101Minestrone101
    edited November 2023

    “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”

    -Almost Famous

  • DaveFromSussexDaveFromSussex

    "These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

    Hot Shots Part Deux

  • JohnR1972JohnR1972

    “You could learn a lot from a dummy.” - Oh wait, that was from a seatbelt TV commercial with Vince and Larry 😂

  • CaptainChaosCaptainChaos

    The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick.

    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

    I feel the need, the need for speed.

    Here lies the body of MaryLee,
    Died at the age of 103,
    For 50 years she kept her virginity,
    Not a bad record...for this vicinity

    P-A-R-T-Why,...because I gotta

  • MrAdmirerMrAdmirer

    Almost everything Bruce Campbell says in the movie Army of Darkness is quoteable.

    Love or hate him, Arnold Schwarzenegger always brought the quoteable one-liners.

  • cocoabombcocoabomb

    “Like the wise man said: First we try, then we trust.”
    Entrapment

  • Jova114Jova114

    Ok there's a lot that comes to mind but I'll leave this for now and come back

    "Madness, as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"

  • MarkBPhxMarkBPhx
    edited November 2023

    Loving this....

  • DaveFromSussexDaveFromSussex

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    "We'll never survive."
    "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

    I wiill refrain from turning this into a Princess Bride Quotes board though. For now 😅

  • KatotaKatota
    edited November 2023

    "We all float down here, Georgie!"

    -Pennywise, IT🤡

    "INCONCEIVABLE!"

    Vincelli (or so I think?), The Princess Bride

    "You have an infestation problem. Shall I terminate?" -Rawhide (again, I think 🤔), Transformers

    "Some folks calls it a "sling blade", but I calls it a kaiser blade...Mmmhmm"

    -Carl, Sling Blade

  • 4cuddles4cuddles

    Haha @DavestheBrit, now want to rewatch Princess Bride.

    Not quite from a movie but love -
    "Finish him"! from Mortal Kombat, (fun memories of winning my brother & his friends)

    "You can't handle the truth" Few good men

    "Hasta la vista I'll be back baby" terminator

    "I'm a ghost ghost" how high.

  • KatotaKatota

    "It's hard out for a pimp, Maynn (Man)!"

    -D Jay, Hustle And Flow

    He's saying 'man' but pronouncing it different! I always enjoy listening to Terrence Howard characters' saying MAYNN instead of MAN in certain movies!

    😄😄😄

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    @Katota I love Terrence Howard. He is a scene stealer

  • cudbud64cudbud64

    “The whole time 😧?? THE WHOLE TIME 😡 👹?!” - Sally Field, Mrs. Doubtfire

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