"I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests" Seymore from Ghost World
"To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog." - Stevie Wayne, "The Fog"
"I'm from a small town called 'Fresh Off a Cop's Ass', and you're making me homesick" From “House Party”
"I love the power glove. It's so bad!" - Lucas Barton, "The Wizard"
I rather fight with you everyday for the rest of my life …than make love to SOMEONE ELSE.
Alexandra Medford: Are you married? Daryl Van Horne: Good question! You see? Brains. The answer is > no. I don't believe in it. Good for the man. Lousy > for the woman. She dies. She suffocates. I've seen it. And then the husband runs around >complaining to everyone that he's f***ing a dead person. And he's the one who killed her. [laughs]
Alexandra Medford: Are you married?
Daryl Van Horne: Good question! You see? Brains. The answer is > no. I don't believe in it. Good for the man. Lousy > for the woman. She dies. She suffocates. I've seen it. And then the husband runs around >complaining to everyone that he's f***ing a dead person. And he's the one who killed her. [laughs]
Sighs there is truth to Mr. Van Horne's logic towards marriage ...I loved the movie itself but THIS ^ quote always stays with Me, every time that particular scene appears. 😁
Mr. Van Horne youve seen it, hell I experienced it! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No one puts baby in the corner" - Dirty Dancing "Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!"
"You dork! If God made it like that, you'd all be pissing in your faces!" - The Goonies
"Chunk: Look! That says sixteen thirty-two. Is that a year or something?
Mouth: Who knows? It's your top score on Pole Position."
-The Goonies
"I got so many problems with my brain that it's a real pain in the ass." Adrian from Liquid Sky
"I'm making something happen! Otherwise, my whole life will go by, and I'll be 34 by then and washed up like my mom, and no one decent will ever even have snogged me." - Jody Long, "Tamara Drewe"
Everybody knows that the top four film quotes, in no particular order, are
Bond. James Bond. Sean Connery as .... (I forget the name of the character) in Dr. No (1962)
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Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me! Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo (1964)
He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy! Terry Jones as Brian's mum in Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine as Charlie Croker in the Italian Job (1969)
And an honourable mention ...
Zulus to the south west ... thousands of 'em Nigel Green as Colour Sergeant Bourne in Zulu (1964)
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet" -fight club
"what we have here is a failure to communicate" Ya can guess what movie it's from.
Why do we fall, Bruce? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up - Batman Begins
We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! - Dumb and Dumber
"This is it, don't get scared" Home Alone
"If you want to walk out of this place, you will listen to people who know! You be an individual, and I'll be tagging your ugly toothless face straight on its way to a long box with metal handles! Now brush your teeth in a rapid vertical motion! Troop!" - Doc, "Hamburger Hill"
“I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am. Now, go home, boy!” Secondhand Lions
I just watched a folk horror film called The Severed Sun (slow pacing but pretty good 😊) and this quote was memorable:
"Where you are going you won't see Mother...But, I'll be seeing You!" -Magpie says to her father
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen…CANNONBALL!" - Ron Burgundy, "Anchorman"
Could just quote Clue all day tbh!
Dudley: [Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's] Mother? Dudley's Mother: Dudley? Dudley: Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all. Dudley's Mother: [looks around] You're not in bed, dear. Dudley: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid. Dudley's Mother: You're going to be a little late. Dudley: Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone. [she faints, he hangs up] Dudley: Now I just have to figure out how.
"The Hollywood Knights"
"You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!" - Douglas Niedermeyer, "Animal House"
Watching Osmosis Jones, I haven't watched this movie in years...😀👍
"What are your plans for the weekend, kid?"
"Ohh, me and my girlfriend are heading to the kidneys to watch The Stones..."
Lol. That cracked me up! 😂😂😂😂
"Lisa: You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Wyatt: We forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa: You forgot to hook up the doll."
-"Weird Science"
"Mr. Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.
Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer."
"Porky's"
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." - Lou Mannheim, "Wall Street"
Tis but a flesh wound