Best misheard lyric fails

I didn't smell your pizza burnin

"Beast of Burden" Rolling Stones

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  • Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine

    "Dancing Queen" Abba

  • edited January 2018

    The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind.
    (The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind).

    "Blowin' in the Wind" Bob Dylan

    Baby come back, you can play Monopoly.
    (Baby come back, you can blame it all on me).

    "Baby Come Back" No Mercy

    Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.
    (Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you).

    "Every Time You Go Away" Paul Young

    I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot him dead you see.
    (I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy).

    "I Shot the Sheriff" Eric Clapton

    I wanna know, have you ever seen Loraine?
    (I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?)

    "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Love is a big, fat quivering slug.
    (Love is a big, fat river in flood).

    "Love Is Stronger Than Justice" Sting

    Red, red wine, steak, lobster meat.
    (Red, red wine, stay close to me).

    "Red Red Wine" UB-40

    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
    ('Scuse me while I kiss the sky).

    "Purple Haze" Jimi Hendrix

    Just call me angel of the morning, angel; just brush my teeth before you leave me.
    (Just brush my cheek).

    "Angel of the Morning" Merilee Rush

    But Momma say; your kangaroo love will just have to wait.
    She say, love don't come easy, it's a game of gibbon tape ...
    (You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait / it's a game of give and take).

    "You Can't Hurry Love" Phil Collins

    There's a bathroom on the right.
    (There's a bad moon on the rise).

    "Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival

    I got no towel, I hung it up again.
    (I get knocked down, but I get up again).

    "Tubthumping" Chumbawumba

    No dukes of hazzard in the classroom .
    (No dark sarcasm in the classroom).

    "Another Brick in the Wall" Pink Floyd

    You hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung Fu the door at the end of the day.
    (When I come through the door).

    "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" Neil Diamond

    Hit me with your pet shark.
    (Hit me with your best shot).

    "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar

    Slow walking Walter, the fire engine guy.
    (Smoke on the water, fire in the sky).

    "Smoke on the Water" Deep Purple

    I blow bubbles when you're not here.
    (My world crumbles when you are not here).

    "I Try" Macy Gray

    A year has passed since I broke my nose.
    (A year has passed since I wrote my note).

    "Message in a Bottle" Sting

    She's got a chicken to ride.
    (She's got a chicken to ride).

    "Ticket to Ride" The Beatles

    Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
    (All of the other reindeer).

    "Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer" Robert L. May

    Edit:

    We built this city on sausage rolls.
    (We built this city on rock and roll).

    "We Built This City" Starship

    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.
    (Age of aquarius).

    "Aquarius" Fifth Dimension

    Freak cow! Le freak, c'est sheep.
    (Freak out! Le freak, c'est chic).

    "Le Freak" Chic

  • I heard a Roomba
    Who said you have a broken heart.

    "I Heard a Rumor" by Bananarama (I'll leave the "Venus" misheard song alone...)

  • Traveling on a flight with Gumby

    (should be: Traveling in a fried-out combie)

    "Down Under" by Men at Work

  • And one more ...

    A child came home from Sunday school and told his mother that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear name "Gladly."

    It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly, The Cross I'd Bear."

  • I have NEVER known what the first line of "Down Under" was. And it took me until this year to finally Google vegemite. LOL

    No one will ever top "There's a bathroom on the right." There is a book of mi-heard lyrics by that title.

  • This entire thread could consist soley of the lyrics of BENNY AND THE JETS by Elton John!!! I understand like 10 words but I sing it like I own it!!!!

  • edited January 2018

    The second line of Promised You a Miracle sounds like "guinea pig's a beauty thing" to me. Apparently it's "belief is ...".

  • @Scarlette, that one never gave me troubles, but "Roundabout" by Yes is indecipherable to me.

  • @quietman775. I challenge you, my friend!!! During our next cuddle I wanna here every word! I don't believe anyone can possible know all those words!

  • This guy gives some great examples!

  • [Deleted User]jbo729 (deleted user)

    @scarlette lol i made it a point to learn all the words when i was learning it on piano. I'm reading them going "we'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around...what?"

  • I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day
    "Rock and roll all night" Kiss

  • Speaking words of wisdom , letter P

    "Let it be" Beatles

  • Saving his life from this warm sausage tea. - "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen

  • I want to hold your ham. - "I Want to Hold Your Hand" - Beatles

  • @Sideon I believe that is also referred to as Italian wedding soup

  • @pmvines You're killin' me! =)

  • @respectful no fair you took all the good ones

  • @pmvines Feel free to post the bad ones too!

  • @HarcoDude never mind the lyrics --- I couldn't understand a word Peter Kay said! LOL

  • [Deleted User]Greybeard (deleted user)

    CCR Bad Moon Rising. “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

  • [Deleted User]Greybeard (deleted user)

    Kenny Rogers and the First Edition: “For God’s sake, Ruby, turn the TV down!”

  • [Deleted User]Alternis (deleted user)
    edited January 2018

    Don't it always seem to go
    That you don't know what you've got til its gone
    They paved paradise
    And put up a parking lot

    I keep hearing they paved paradise and put up a fucking lie.

  • [Deleted User]DeliMan (deleted user)

    Cats in the kettle at the Peking moon

  • Hold me closer Tony Danza

    :Tiny Dancer" Elton Jon

  • "Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

    "kiss the sky!" --Jimmy Hendrix

  • You had my heart and sold your hand.
    (You had my heart inside your hand.)
    "Rolling in the Deep," Adele

    Turned it into a song about gambling problems?

  • I had my first real sex dream at the five and dime

    "Summer of 69" Bryan Adams

  • "Take your pants off..." vs "Take your passion..."

    -Flashdance, by Irene Cara

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