KissThisGuy.com is more than just an archive of misheard lyrics. You can actually create an account & post your misheard lyrics. The first one I put on there was:
Six foot door, came without warning so I had to shoot him red (Six foot tall, came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead) "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5; released in 2007
The site's appearance has improved greatly since I first knew it around the late 2000s. I'm glad to discover it's still online and happy to share it with y'all😎🎶
When I first heard the chorus to the Minor Threat song "Minor Threat ", instead of hearing we're just a minor threat , I thought they were saying we're just my mothers friends, which is certainly not a very punk rock thing to say
Last night I dreamt of a bagel - Madonna
@Sunny_Ezri ah I too have had that dream
@pmvines cream cheese or butter? Plain or everything? 🙃
Las Isla Bonita - The original lyric was San Pedro but I sang it incorrectly for so long that listening to anyone say anything other than Bagel 🥯 just sounds wrong ...
Frequently, the lyrics are so corny that I prefer not to know what is being sung. I just like to the sound of the vocals. Also, has a song ever been ruined for you because the music video was so awful?
My Bologna instead of My Sharona... then I discovered that song actually exists:
@Tom2019 I enjoyed some songs by Clannad, which are in Irish. Some languages just sound like singing anyway, such as Italian ; others really struggle, such as German.
@Sunny_Ezri everything with cream cheese or cinnamon raisins with butter please !
Where did you hide her Sweet Hitch a Hiker
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Tori Amos’ Horses song. I heard osmosis, but the word is horses. In my defense (🤞☺️) I have always connected more with the melody than the words of songs.
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza!”
Tiny Dancer by Elton John
When I was little I sang “don’t make a gourmet cry” by The Rolling Stones My brother laughed at me but I laughed back cause he sang “ carry me swift” instead of Caribbean queen
Here we are now. In containers
Smells like teen spirit
From the original London cast recording of Phantom of the Opera:
The song "Think of Me"
The lyrics:
"What a change, you're really not a bit, the gawkish girl that once you were"
What I heard:
"What a change, you're really not a bitch, the gawkish girl that once you were"
I swear that's what it sounds like!
Manfried Mann' Earth Band: Blinded By The Light - "Wrapped up like a douche (another runner in the night)"
@pmvines I know this is an old thread, but I just saw it pop up..
I didn't smell your pizza burnin "Beast of Burden" Rolling Stones
I've heard this misheard lyric as "I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"
Sin city's cold and empty!~ No one's around to hug me! ~ I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one!~
"Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd
I mean, it still fits ~
Best of all time was yellow ledbetter. "On the ceiling On a Porsche Glitter Fairy Landfill I wanna leave Bennigan's
One bizzare hymn On a beach the little horses Mona said I wanna leave Bennigan's"
Ratt “round n round”- Love will come around thanksgiving time
Hotel California by the Eagles 'She's got the Mercedez benz' is actually 'She's got the mercedes bends' which means some sort of sickness
Misheard Lyrics:
VANILLA ICE
Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice ice baby Ice ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gangway You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
ACTUAL LYRICS;
All right, stop, while I do up my laces This kinda thing happens every show Yo, I gotta learn how to tie a bow (What's your real name?) Robert Van Winkle (Why'd you change it?) Nothing rhymes with "Winkle."
I'm white, and I'm capitalizin' On a trend that's currently risin' Then mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop hey yo! (When you gonna stop?) Maybe never I become richer with every endeavor I'm livin' large and my bank is stupid 'Cause I just listen to real rap and dupe it
White white baby He's white white baby So very white white baby Extremely white white baby
I'm a little teapot short and stout (Come on Vanilla Ice, break it out!) I told the world I was stabbed in the butt But it was a toilet paper cut.
For most of my life I thought "Spend the day" was all about "the dancing lands".
"I wanna spend the rest of my days in the dancing lands".
"From the dancing lands, from the dancing lands, from the dancing lands, from the dance, from the dancing lands." What? Now that I know the lyrics I have no idea how I ever misheard it so badly.
But what a fool believes he sees “THE WHITE” man has the power to reason away What seems to be Is always better than nothing And nothing at all keeps sending him.
The Doobie Brothers
I sang the white man instead of the wise man since I was 3 years old and no one in my family thought to correct me. Didn’t find out the real lyric til I was 21 at a karaoke bar. Stopped dead in my tracks singing 🤣🤣
"No dogs or cats are in the classroom"
Pink Floyd / Another Brick In The Wall
"Gotta love my Starbucks lovers" instead of "Got a long list of ex-lovers" in the chorus of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" vs. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix.
“How’s many special people chained How many lives are living strained...”
Champagne Supernova by Oasis Actual lyric:
How many special people change How many lives are livin strange
Billy Squire's" My Kinda Lover". When I was a kid, I thought he was saying, : My candleabra.
“...Rice arona...rice arona...”
“My Sharona,” 1979, “The Knack”
“Like the ceiling fan owes us” Can’t hold us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis