Just heard a funny line in a movie. From a tired person not wanting to get out of bed, in response to the ol' "Rise and shine" request: "I can shine just fine right here" LOL Never heard that one before. Can't wait to use it.
At a recent training course, the instructor asked if any of us had mobility problems.
I spoke up "I can't get my legs out of bed in the morning."
"Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens."
😂😂😂 Tiger king reference for anything who doesn't get the quote. Check out Netflix
"I'll tell you what.....don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can"
David, Town Sheriff - The Crazies (2010)
On being asked why he climbed mountains, a mountaineer replied "If you have to ask the question, the answer won't mean much to you"
The renowned bad weather in the UK has helped to prepare us for this. Many published gatherings come with the proviso, "Indoors if wet".
War Machine ( from The Avengers team ) : "We work with what we've got, right ?"