If in the morning Pee fart and coffee you drink For your gut I fear
Cuddling is vital It is my life-blood, my air. Thanks, Nordic Cuddle.
A haiku must have Seventeen syllables or It's not a haiku.
Syllables go in a pattern of five, seven, and then five again
Of course this is all pretentious nonsense. Should be Japanese!
@CuddleDuncan Good point.
わかりません 私はばかです いいえ. じゃあまた
I want to send her Beautiful loving haiku To show I love her
Years ago, I saw a post about computer error messages as haiku:
https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html
It is impossible To be sad or down With a smile on your face
(thanks to Sara Raymond, The Mindful Movement)
@Plato33
A curl of the lips Can make for a nice disguise; Ask any cynic.
The smile you see Is just a mask for me A merciful lie
To quote cynic Bob "You go your way, I'll go mine" 's what gets you through
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