@softseattle - ewwwww!
@softseattle That's not nice. Ever since I was a kid I was told the only thing we can put in our ears are our elbows.
It's one of the most disgusting things I read and I read @pmvines poop posts. Don't slobber on your cuddle partner. JFC
@softseattle and I thought I had stories. That is a unique kind of gross.
No Licking Zone.
Oof sorry to those folks in this thread for your strange and also dangerous situations. I’ve had nothing but good experiences with pros and enthusiasts. So maybe the strangest thing that happened is that nothing strange happened!
@softseattle - Next time, don't give any warnings. Just leave and report them. They are obviously here for non-platonic intentions and are trying to test boundaries and see if somebody will just go along with it.
@softseattle Yes report them. Very much a creeper. He might be telling someone right now that “I ate her ear wax with fava beans and a nice Chianti”.
@softseattle @Zelazadda I argue also file a police report.
My friend and I did a double cuddle with an older guy. He seemed like a cuddly grandpa type, talked about his wife and grandkids a lot...
And then. Wanted to tell us about his medical procedure. A scrotal implant of which he had a replica of on his keychain.
He was encouraging us to FEEL IT, like FEEL HIS BALLS.. we set firm boundaries and he goes "well maybe next time". No. No next time.
blocked and gave him bad karma. Im going to check if he's still on this site.
Edit: he's still here. Couldn't remember if I reported him (I usually do) but he's still here so went ahead and reported him again.
@coregulate - That's F'd up. I sincerely hope it was just a case of you forgot to report it.
@coregulate That’s crazy, and so inappropriate.
@coregulate Technically he doesn’t have balls. So, you could have offered to kick them. But beware:
@stormydaycuddle I tried to paste the link, didn’t work. I just googled Alone and Choking on water. It said immediately call 911
I have a sticky report finger. I'm sure I did, but can't remember as it was a while ago. Typically I've found if there isn't any evidence (like screenshots or on-site messages) they don't ban the people I've reported just on my word alone. It takes multiple reports. I see people still here that I reported years ago when I was new and getting a lot more boundary violations.
@carrieanne ty!!!
Troll post. Op off site since posting.
@MissX - Last online, 1 week ago. The thread was created on June 8th.
A cuddler wanted to wrestle beforehand. It was fun though. Or maybe it was weirder that there was a weight scale mounted to the wall
I feel so much better about some of the recent requests I have had in reading these experiences. Thank you all for sharing them!
@coregulate, he had a replica!? So inappropriate on so many levels!
I had a client ask me if I had any really viable veins and if they could see them/touch them. 🤷🏼♀️ I’ve also had a client ask if my husband could be her sperm donor. People say some interesting stuff.
@Mike403 Definitely voyeuristic. Just saying 😌
I think @MissX may be right. Someone made an account, made this topic, and then disappeared 😑
@Charlie_Bear - As a mod, you probably know more than I do. I didn't know if this person was interacting with any other areas of the site besides the forums.
Ummmm, where do I start????? A catfish where she was “photographically misleading” and then when showed up was so obese we couldn’t even fit on my already extra deep couch……….. or maybe was it the one that drank an entire bottle of wine, wanted me to be her boyfriend and then wouldn’t leave…….… or the gigantic time waster with literally over 200 texts, multiple phone conversations and then canceled a few hours before our meet……… or maybe the one that barely moved a muscle for 90 minutes and when I asked for a position change she said she “didn’t know how to be a big spoon”……… or the other waste of time and energy that exchanged another million messages, then a telephone conversation leading to a meet only to find out she didn’t know that there was a pro section…….. or perhaps the one that after 2-3 hours of telephone conversation, when we were finally making a time to meet started spilling out a these bizarre disclosures that made me feel me uncomfortable to move forward…..lemme see, what else am I missing…
These are the things that make me consider using a pro, but after reading some of these other posts make me question if that’s even a better option (which I know of course it is.)
Unfortunately, I generally, and without exaggeration, have to message at least 100 women to get just one good meet! But c’est la vie I guess, we all must take the good with the bad, but on the other side of the coin I am VERY GRATEFUL I’ve had so many other WONDERFUL experiences here.
Women are wonderful. They make life worth living….
@WestsideMarc the people that complain about not getting responses from enthusiasts should probably read your post...yikes.