Dear god... MOTORCYCLE CUDDLES?????

[Deleted User]Homesteader (deleted user)
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i feel like I have stumbled upon the ULTIMATE CUDDLE: MOTORCYCLE RIDES!!!!

Hear me out:
I don't "drive" motorcycles ( I'm a chicken! lol), BUT...there are those who do, who are WILLING TO ALLOW OTHERS TO RIDE WITH THEM!!! YAAAAYYYY!!! i can't regulate my breathing from just IMAJENING (<<hahaha! :) ) the very IDEA of squeezing the driver while that driver handles things, while we enjoy "wind therapy"!!!

Anyone ever cuddle on a motorcycle??? PLEASE share...details, details, details!!! :)

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  • JubalJubal

    Back in my younger riding (and dating) years, it was always fun to have a motorcycle date. Most women held on TIGHT for the whole ride. I guess, looking back on it, one could consider it as a form of upright spooning with me as the little spoon.

  • Katelyn_BKatelyn_B
    edited April 2025

    @Jubal: I like that--"upright spooning," and I enjoy being little spoon, that's for sure. That is one of my favorite aspects of owning a bike, giving people rides. As you say ... upright spooning. 🙂

    That said, I detest riding on the back of someone else's bike. I have only done so a couple of times and I find that I like to be the one steering the experience as it were.

  • GGGDommeGGGDomme

    😲 Um, YES!!! Where do I sign up??

  • [Deleted User]Homesteader (deleted user)
    edited April 2025

    As per usual, I'd probably OVER-DO it, and wrap around my rider like a big damned boa constrictor (see profile! lol)!!! ANYWAY...
    THE VERY IDEA of this makes me have to breathe...relax...center... hahaha!! You ever see something that just snatches your WHOLE SOUL to it? I saw a couple riding and it snatched my ENTIRE attention!!!

    @Jubal ~Thank you for giving this new, amazing cuddle concept a name: "Upright Spooning"!!! :)

    @Katelyn_B ~ From the bottom of my giddily anticipatory, hopeful heart, THANK YOU for being willing to give us "chickens" rides... WHEN I TELL YOU I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'LL GIVE ME THIS EXPERIENCE!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

    Ahem... I mean... This seems like it would be a wonderful way to enjoy cuddling... :)

    @ShaySnuggles ~ SAY THAT!!! lol When you find out, will you PLEASE let me know???? I'm slooooooowly morphing back from feeling like SATAN INCARNATE because of Seasonal Affective Disorder, and I. AM. AMPED! at the idea of squeezing my driver's guts out...as soon as I can find someone who'll trust me on the BACK of the bike!!! lol

    If anyone knows any MOTORCYCLE ENTHUSIASTS who are, like the kind, stalwart @Katelyn_B, willing to get SQUEEZED FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE RIDE (@Jubal :) ), and who prefer to steer OUR riding experience, PLEASE POST IT BELOW!!! lolol!!!

  • WestsideMarcWestsideMarc
    edited April 2025

    I can weigh in on this one. I do ride. And while I certainly love the feeling of a woman’s arms wrapped around me on my moto riding up the coast here in sunny Los Angeles it is the lowest preference on the cuddling totem pole for me because ALL of my attention must be on the road.

    (But if my gardener is reading this sorry pal, you ain’t invited)!

  • [Deleted User]Homesteader (deleted user)

    Oooohhh... Arms wrapped around...up the coast... SUNNY Los Angeles... My breathing just went wrong.. :)

    You know, @WestsideMarc , i thought about that... The idea that it might be difficult to have a BIG, F*ING BOA CONSTRICTOR hanging on to my rider... Safety concerns, you know... Thank you for reeling me back to the realistic constraints of consensus reality, damn it... lol

  • WestsideMarcWestsideMarc
    edited April 2025

    @Homesteader - Post Script:

    I forgot to mention all of the leather gear in between us; jackets, gloves, my plastic back protector / tortoise shell and then of course the helmets.

    But if a cuddler of mine wanted to incorporate that into our quality time I’d be down for a ride. I even have a spare helmet and jacket.

  • [Deleted User]MaverickLegend (deleted user)


    @Homesteader i got you 😜

  • foreverforloveforeverforlove

    This sounds like my type of cuddle! 😯

  • [Deleted User]DoeEyedDreamer (deleted user)

    Ooooo 👀

  • TeaCuddleTeaCuddle

    Wow, I never thought of it as a cuddle, but I suppose holding on tightly to my driver while riding down PCH is one form of holding. By the way, I don’t think the rider actually considered it a cuddle.

  • EliezerEliezer

    https://tom-stevenson.medium.com/are-we-slaves-to-time-9a05d2feef82

  • Sheena123Sheena123

    I have a couple Cuddlers that like to go riding around on their motorcycle before the actual cuddle lol it’s a good time 🌸🌸

  • SativaDiva407SativaDiva407

    I am open to this for sure. I ride🥰

  • Darkeyed_maleDarkeyed_male

    Don't care where we go..

  • Darkeyed_maleDarkeyed_male

  • Maverick07Maverick07
    edited April 2025

    I too ride a bike and agree with everything that you wrote, @WestsideMarc - btw, what bike(s) do you ride?

  • WestsideMarcWestsideMarc
    edited April 2025


    2013 Italian Moto Guzzi V7 Cafe Racer - 750cc (and no that doesn’t stand for cuddle comfort lol). I actually was in the market for a silly little scooter just for local errands but I saw this, fell in love, and went the other way! This is how they come stock but I bought the bi-posto (Italian for 2 seater) kit so this one snaps off in 2 seconds and the full length attaches instantly for those cuddle rides.

    I guess I should seize the moment and shamelessly offer a little ride up the coast for any interested cuddling partners here in Santa Monica/LA…

  • Maverick07Maverick07

    Looks sweet, man, simply gorgeous

  • WestsideMarcWestsideMarc

    @Maverick07 I checked out your profile. You have a nice ride too. Is that an old Honda CB restored? Also, your profile pic has a horse. I will gladly lend you my bike if I can ride a horse for a day. Deal?

  • Maverick07Maverick07

    @WestsideMarc Haha, that's a good deal!
    Mine is a 2014 CB1100, original, it just has a retro style that I really like!

  • [Deleted User]Homesteader (deleted user)
    edited April 2025

    @WestsideMarc ~ I HAVE LEATHER...ahem... I mean, I would be willing to wear all necessary personal protective equipment! lol I said what I said!!! lol

    @MaverickLegend ~ Play with me if you want to!!! I WISH you did!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!

    @foreverforlove ~ Wouldn't that be the thing?? See picture above! :)

    @DoeEyedDreamer ~ I see you looking!! Hell, I see ME looking!!! lol

    @TeaCuddle ~ That's what YOU think... How could the rider not enjoy that sqeeze?? I'm soooooo wrong! :)

    @Sheena123 ~ Hi, Beautiful, Precious-to-me!! :) Universe, I hereby wish to have a Cuddler who will take me on a long, lazy, squeezy motorcycle ride, in the name of Sheena. Amen! lol :)

    @SativaDiva ~ LOVE your screen name! :) Can't you just imagine it?? Especially if he smelled good?? Damn... :)

    @Dance_Culture ~ I know, right?? Hell, we could just drive around Walmart's f*ing parking lot, at this point!! lololol I think I prefer, however, @WestsideMarc 's sunny, winding roads where I'd have a LEGIT excuse to squeeze even tighter! lol
    YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!! lolol I'm sure my Rider would prefer that I wore suitable road gear, instead of silky, soft, ruffled fabrics while I squeezed my thighs on...um..wait. Yeah... lol

    And there it is...the motorhead derailment. I know, I know... They can't help it...lol
    Um, GUYS??? COULD YOU TAKE THAT TO ANOTHER THREAD???

    We're over here lusting after Cuddles...we're not that interested in the cc's if they're not Cuddle Comfort oriented? Yeah, that'd be great... lol

  • MaineAdventureMaineAdventure

    I ride, but find having passengers frustrating because they disrupt my handling of the bike - especially if they're scared and bigger than me (I'm a petite woman). Since you never know when you'll hit a tar snake, oily patch, loose gravel/sand, an idiot car driver, etc and need to make split decision corrective maneuvers, I prefer to ride solo.... especially after a friend, riding behind her boyfriend, nearly killed them both because she panicked when he hit a little sand in a curve, and sent them hurtling, ass over tea kettle into a ditch. She has been permanently partially disabled with spinal cord injuries since the age of 18 as a result.

    I'm a TERRIBLE passenger because I ride - talk about being the absolute worst backseat driver 😂 That being said, I saved my ex's ass (and my own) more than a few times with my driving from behind skills 🤷🏼‍♀️ And the idiot was MAD that I saved our lives 🙄 (trust me, he didn't "have it").

    So, in theory, it's a great idea and lots of people love it. Me? I'm a control and safety freak, so it's a pass on all fronts.

  • VioletblanketVioletblanket

    I could never.

  • JRoseJRose

    I had a client who loved doing this. It was sweet & fun. 🩷

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    Yay, for those who want to do this. I have a three wheeler but this isn't for me.

  • [Deleted User]AshleyGene (deleted user)

    Well now I have a new Cuddle Career goal for this year! Someone please book a motorcycle cuddle! I haven't been on the back of one for probably 8 years, but every spring when the weather starts getting nice I start craving a ride lol!

  • YetiBeastYetiBeast

    I've got a Harley and ride all the time, so this is very easy to accommodate...except I'm not a provider, I'm a customer : (

  • TheDreamWeaver2TheDreamWeaver2

    I have thought of that. I ride a Harley Deluxe. It’s even listed as an option in my profile.

  • [Deleted User]Homesteader (deleted user)

    @MaineAdventure ~ You make a good point about passing on all fronts, since it's uncomfortable for a petite lady to deal with the distraction... Especially that of a frightened or nervous rider. Thanks for chiming in! Seriously sorry to hear about the misfortune of your young friend. That's sad. :(
    BUT it's obviously a possibility. A strong reminder that motorcycles need to be taken seriously...
    Thanks for preserving both your and your ex's hindparts with your backseat driving!!! LOVED that!!!
    Sometimes, folks just don't understand the wisdom that can come from the one in the back!! lol

    @Violeblanket ~ Noted. It's NOT for everyone, and we're all responsible for setting boundaries around our own "non-negotiables."

    @JRose ~ "...sweet & fun." Lucky One!! Please capture my WHOLE THOUGHT on this thing!! Thanks for sharing!! :)

    @gem7 ~ Again, it's NOT for everyone. We each have the right to set safety or comfort boundaries for ourselves. I can respect that..

    @AshleyGene ~ LOVE it!! "Cuddle Career Goals"!!!! :) It's been over 20 years, for me, since I was on the back of one... With the salvation of spring, I catch myself eyeing (sp?) the lucky back-riders with happy envy!! lol I wish you TOTAL SUCCESS in getting to enjoy a long, cuddly ride...and that, right soon! :)

    Dear Goodness, @YetiBeast !!!!!! AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU
    1.) HAVE A HARLEY
    AND THAT
    2.) YOU ARE LESS THAN 70 MILES FROM ME???? DON'T ANSWER HERE--- MESSAGE ME!!! lololol!!!

    My ISP got wonky, so please forgive me for not responding sooner :( Thank all of you, however, for weighing in on this, my newest adventure-hope!!!

    I know that I, personally, would be a distracted menace if I were to try to seriously pay attention to the road WHILE SOMEONE WAS SQUEEZING AND CUDDLING ME FROM BEHIND. So, I fully understand (and empathize with) those who gave a solid "NO" to the very idea of this...

    But for those who are willing... :)

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