Definition: A childfree couple who are also midgets.
Solution: Shrinky dinks
Swiss cheese is made from hole milk.
I want to thank the person who just explained the word "plethora" to me - it really means a lot.
What did one hat on the hat rack say to the other hat?
You hang out here. Im going on a head
What did the ghost say to the bees?
Boo, bees!
Why does all of Sweeden's ships have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandinavian
Who has to change the flat tire on the Mystery Machine?
Scooby Doo
My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes. I said, “well… that’s boring.”
Is high gravity beer made with heavy water?
I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now i need a Cairo practor.
Crossword definition: A five-letter word for "an open and shut case."
Solution: MOUTH
My friend invited me to Oslo, but I've heard it's really expensive, so there's Norway I'll be going.
Did you here about the fella, the Doctor gave him 6 months to live, he couldn't pay the bill, so he gave him another 6 months.
I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.
I saw the previous post about drilling holes: that may be boring, but did you know that fastening metal together is riveting?
What do you call a soldier that has survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?
I was watching a sports game and, while looking at the ball, I was wondering why it was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?
It’s all around town!
If you stand by the ocean it sounds a lot like putting a shell to your ear.
Definition: How a frog recommends a good book.
Solution: "Read it...read it..."
Interesting fact: Dolphins are big on recycling- they believe everything can be reporpoised.
Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. Its like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
How do I know the earth isn't flat? If it was cats would have already knocked everything off the edge!! Bahahahaha
Dropping your dad is not a joke. There are funnier ways to end him.
Floating him is more appropriate.
He tried to kick me and I went to block the kick and accidentally dropped him
Without chocolate I lose hearing in my left eye.
Jump in the water splash it
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Batman follows them in.
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