@respectful There's a TV video clip of a reporter interviewing a senior police officer asking for the public to help trace a vehicle. When the officer says the licence plate, the camera zooms out to show it is parked behind him.
@hugonehugall Lots of keen archery fans there. 😀
@geoff1000 Do you mean this one in It'll Be Alright On The Night? Bloopers can be very funny.
@respectful Exactly that one. 👍 Thanks for finding it.
Did you hear John Travolta thought he came down with Covid19? Turned out to be Saturday Night Fever!!
@GEmart Yes, but he’s Staying Alive.
WELCOME!!! Ladies and JellyBeans: I come before you to sit beside you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, at the square corner of the round table, there will be a woman's meeting held strictly for men. Admission is free so pay at the door. Plenty of seats, so sit on the floor. now to get on with my story.
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. took out their knives and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill the two dead boys. And if you don't believe my story is true, ask the blind man cause he saw it too!
My Limerick about the virus. Because if we can't defeat it, at least we can laugh about it.
There once was a virus: Corona That got more posts than guys with a boner So I isolated myself For the sake of my health Which was easy because I'm a loner
https://bob949.iheart.com/content/2020-03-23-woman-forgets-shes-on-video-conference-uses-bathroom-as-co-workers-watch/?Keyid=socialflow&Sc=editorial&Pname=local_social&fbclid=IwAR0kyv14uCwpUsUTZ_KNVZIXq2MPcgf1yWXl-bnvpf4A58WDLZfAnWVKsrQ
'Twas Christmas Eve in the workhouse, the snow was raining fast The bare-footed boy with clogs on, stood seated on the grass
I bought a box of "broken biscuits" but have been disappointed to find that several aren't broken at all. I'll be taking them back to complain.
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NASA data reports something leaking from Uranus.
My sister sent me this graph:
Finland has closed its borders. No one can cross the Finnish line.
@respectful... The guy and the dog... That took me a second, too!!! LOLOLOLOL!!
After my first marriage, I ended up feeling very much like the little dog in the birthday hat! WON'T be doing that, again!!!
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A lighting bug, somewhat shortsighted, Backed up with his glimmer ignited. Ran into a fan, (This wasn't his plan), So now he is truly delighted.
They really don't know what to call The lift at the end of the hall. Folks sit in a chair And ride up the stair: It's driving them right up the wall.
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