Obscure thoughts

Why is a finger called a “finger” if it doesn’t fing?

If someone tells you that the terminal cancer everyone on earth has can be cured, is that good news?

Some say that 75% of people don't know math. But I always wonder what the other 40% have to say about that .🤨

I miss... some of these users.

i dont deal with obscure thoughts. Only opaque, oblique, and obtuse thoughts, which are the highest levels...

@cylee1180 My entire job and hobby is obscure thoughts. I feel often that I live in a different world.

A ton of ton is still just a ton

Your younger self is the old-you

I wonder what deep sea exploration would look like if the entire ocean were lifted to hover above it.

All those lost planes & boats, lost cities....in view.

The transparency of water vs. the deep sea

I'm glad this thread got going again and I like the latest additions to it

Have you ever noticed that the taillights on a Jeep 4 X 4 look like a ban symbol? The things one notices when stuck in traffic. Lol.

@achetocuddle lol ….

@OhioMike Tee-hee Glad you could provide a pic.

@zerocantaloupe Cheers to you. Also, this was the best meme of 2022.

(Folks, there was a thread about mutuality and cuddling. Pls don't flag or lose your head...)

@achetocuddle they do look similar lol

Is it weird that the whole idea of GOLF is that you are supposed to play less Golf?🤔

If each strand of hair were just a continuous printout of every thought you’ve ever had

@PrettyLuv

@PrettyLuv .. cool thought , only what if we happen to be ... bald ?? then what i would ask ? LOL

Amra Ekta Cinema Banabo is the longest film ever made. It was released in 2019 and runs 1265 minutes.

Why aren't license plates phone numbers for that vehicle.
Hey, 198YHB none of your tail lights are working!! Also, I'd like to pass you please. Thanks

@quixotic_life Volunteer?? I’ll not a charity case 🥲

@SleddRider brainfreeze lol

@teddybear888 interesting

@PrettyLuv , explains a lott ....

"  ... ahh ,  I see  I see,  said the blind man to his deaf daughter ... "

for brothers and sisters i have none
but this boys father is my fathers son...

@SleddRider Alas, you do have a brother! He’s escaped you all along. How happy you must be to finally meet this boys father, your father’s son

.... they say ....that time will tell,
ok, but what good does that do me if i don't know what time to be here to hear it tell me...??

@PrettyLuv
i have no brothers...

It’s not the deaf or the blind, it’s a tree falling in the woods.

You’ll know it even if you’re not around to hear it’s sound.

But your father

Had a son...