Obscure thoughts

@Btown Holy 💩. That's... There's a thought I've never had before. 😬

@Moxytocin I am trying to figure out where I might die so I can avoid that place.

Lol Not so much a place to avoid but I wish I could avoid driving. Too many nuts on the road, not paying attention.

We pass the anniversary of our death every year without knowing it.

I told everybody to not tell me because I love surprises.

Breakfast loaves.

@Btown lol that's great. The instant we find out where it might be, and act upon that information, it is now somewhere else.

@slowblink Hmm, that could very well be the case.

@Btown @slowblink This reminds me of Jim Bell's infamous essay.

How high is up?

"It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers, one atom at a time, you would produce a fine mound of atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive, but all of which had once been you."

I wonder if penguins have knees.

@Btown

https://www.harpercollins.com/products/do-penguins-have-knees-david-feldman?variant=32122114768930

Good idea: Whistling while you work.
Bad idea: Whistling while you brush your teeth.

@DaringSprinter it's worse than that. If you had done that exercise a few years ago, and been magically regenerated, and then did it again now .... none of the individual atoms from the first pile would be in the second pile. The atoms that make up your body get replaced all the time. Most of them only hang around for a matter of weeks.

https://www.quora.com/How-long-does-it-take-for-most-of-the-atoms-in-your-body-to-be-replaced-by-others

@Btown just avoid Stavromula Beta and you'll be fine.

Fred Franzia, founder of Two Buck Chuck and longtime proponent of lower wine prices has passed away. RIP Fred

@Moxytocin I hope you have a good birthday tomorrow:)

@achetocuddle you beat me to it lol..

I'm going to be traveling all day tomorrow, so Happy birthday @Moxytocin !! 🎂🥳

Awwww... thank you @achetocuddle and @Gabriel2k! I like that this is in "Obscure Thoughts". 😂

Lol @Moxytocin. Only cause I think this is where you posted your birthday before. You are definitely not obscure, I don't care what your husband tells you. ha ha ha

@Gabriel2k Lol. Enjoy your travel.

@achetocuddle 🤣

@Moxytocin

For the luv of all please do not cook your chicken in Nyquil 😲 c'mon peeps!

@OhioMike Right? But hey! They're getting a bit smarter. At least NyQuil is ingestible unlike Tide pods.

logophiles are people who love learning and using obscure words ! 🤗

If you clean a vacuum…. Are you a vacuum cleaner ? 🙃

@OhioMike New business cleaning vacuums posts an ad "Hiring vacuum cleaners immediately. Must not suck. No dirtbags. No hos." Doesn't sound like a good business model... Or does it?

@Moxytocin 🤣🤣🤣! Luv it !

The Prince of Tides was about neither a prince nor tides. Discuss.

I love that on the Pro forum someone referred to enthusiasts as "volunteers"! 💓

What is to be expected from a pro versus a volunteer?