Ask the Genie

Granted! Your hands are now fused and morphed into an oldschool block phone and every thought you have first becomes shown on the screen in CAPITAL LETTERS before they even register in your conscious mind!

I wish that everything everyone's ever wished for that never came true...finally came true 👀

On a related note there's an ancient curse. "May all of your wishes come true at once."

@DaveLaughs granted, but now there is world destruction. I forget what show it was but they definitely had an episode where everyone's wish came true (I think it was fairly oddparents) and it was total anarchy so total anarchy happens lmao.

I wish all people/society were/was more emotionally intelligent, considerate, kind, and human centered.

I wish all people/society were/was more emotionally intelligent, considerate, kind, and human centered.

Mankind doesn’t have that in the training budget. And the world definitely needs to be retrained on all that.

But thank you for reading this post. Like and subscribe.

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Granted. Your inbox is now full and all you do is eat and cuddle, no time for sleep or anything else. You die a wonderful death of sleepless, endless cuddling.

I wish for my desire for cuddles to disappear completely from my life.

Granted. You no longer desire cuddles but actually despise them; however, you feel compelled to cuddle everyone you meet and cannot sleep unless you do so.

I wish my house was self cleaning.

@CuddleTherapy70 Granted.

Your house now cleanses your deepest Self of all impurities of the mind and body from second to second. Now it pesters you continuously to do your part for it.

I wish for the world to be exactly as it was, is, and will be.

Granted. Nothing Happens. Ever. Evolution no longer exists. Change no longer exists. Movement no longer exists. The world is now in stasis.

I wish I had energy to cook.

Granted. You now have unlimited access to gas, electricity, and matches. However, you have no drive to cook.

I wish I had a day at the beach with YOU.

Granted. You have a day at the beach with me but the beach is so crowded you can't swim or relax in the sand and you can't find me; therefore, you can't enjoy your trip.

I wish for world peace

Granted! The world is finally peaceful. Unfortunately, it took the eradication of the human species to achieve that, but hey, at least the elephants don't have to worry about poachers anymore!

I wish people were clearer with their thoughts and intentions.

@JustAGuy215 GRANTED- Every hidden motive appears above a person’s head like a little notification bubble. Yours does too. However, it becomes an obsession for you to try and hide yours and the only way to do it is through interpretive dance 🕺

I wish I wasn’t such a procrastinator

Granted! You stop procrastinating and do everything immediately, even other people’s passing thoughts. You wear yourself out fulfilling ideas they haven’t even committed to, becoming a slave to everyone’s thoughts but your own.

I wish I wasn't alone right now

Granted. You are not alone.

You awake to find yourself in a strange place with a lost teenager from Kansas. A lion a mechanical man and a scarecrow being chased by flying monkeys

I wish to to meet Shakira

@VibeSeeker Granted, I have summoned ALL Shakira impersonators (young and old, all genders) to gather at your current location to provide entertaining company for you...Yes, prepare to tip them! 😁

Because the actual "Hips Don't Lie" Shakira has far more pressing matters than putting in time to meet and mingle with random weirdos from the Internet. 😆

As another weirdo from the Internet I speak true, hence why I chose to silently"obsess" over one celebrity who is fabulous at portraying monstrously attractive killers and psychopaths. 🐺♥️
Lol! There I go rambling nonsense again. 😆😋

I wish I didn't have flat pancake feet...😕

@Katota: wish granted

Your feet are no longer flat and are the most beautiful feet the world has ever encountered and because of this rarity you are hunted by everyone just to get a glimpse of these almost magical feet just to gaze upon them hoping for a chance to even just touch them. You never get a moment of peace or safety again though.

I wish that the people, places, and things that I love the most never went away.

@QualTy1 YAY! 🥳😁

@QualTy1 granted - you will be surrounded by the people and things you love in the places that you love. You will never be alone again. Every waking moment of of every day you will be inundated by your loved ones, never having privacy or a moments peace.

I wish I had a million dollars, tax free

@CaramelNotes Granted! Enjoy your million dollars! Unfortunately, since you didn't specify, the genie gave you Jamaican dollars. With that exchange rate, you end up a little north of 6000 USD. Still! Free money! Buy yourself something nice!

I wish this headache would go away.

Granted. No more headache.....no more head either. Your brain turned to mush and you can't feel anything.

I wish I had 1 B USD tax free so I can help people

@CaramelNotes granted. You do indeed get 1 billion, tax free usd $ and do help all those in need. The only problem is that people's need and greed grows to overwhelming lengths. The people never leave you alone and begin to turn on you because they still want more and more and more. You never get to spend a single penny on yourself because of your wonderfully kind, loving, and generous heart. You eventually pass at the hands of greedy hoards screaming at you for more, more, more; barefoot and dressed in rags you utter your dying words "but I just wanted..."

I wish I could go anywhere in the world by closing my eyes, thinking of the destination and when I awake, I'm there.

@QualTy1 - Granted! You have the ability to transport yourself anywhere you want, simply by closing your eyes! Woohoo! Unfortunately, there’s no guarantee somebody - or something - else won’t already be present in the precise location you transport to. It’ll probably work out, sometimes. Other times, you never know when you’ll transport yourself into an elevator shaft, or wake up with a coffee maker embedded in your head. Feel lucky, punk?

I wish I could see myself as others see me. No, really. What could possibly go wrong?

@Katota haha I too would love beautiful feet. I WISH my only issue was they were flat! Lol

@PeaceMonkey ouch!, but t your wish is granted. Nothing more, you just got your wish.

I wish that no animal ever had to suffer or go hungry ever again.

@QualTy1 Granted. No animal will ever suffer or go hungry again. Instead, you will take on all their suffering and experience the pain of hunger yourself. Whenever you try to eat, you’ll throw it all back up because your stomach won’t be able to keep anything down.

I wish we could all heal our inner wounds.

@BellaAine lol sounds like a killer diet! J/k lmao🤦🏻‍♀️
But your wish is granted everyone's inner wounds will be healed miraculously all at once, but the price for that is that all of those inner wounds will become outer wounds that will burden you for the rest of your life never to heal.

I wish that none of my wishes would ever come true.

None of your wishes will ever come true. You are now sad all the time. @QualTy1

I wish I had more time in the day

@CaramelNotes "None of your wishes will ever come true. You are now sad all the time." That's all literally my life now. Your wish is granted too though you have all the time of a years worth in a single day. It never turns night, its always day, your one day is equal to a year every day. You are always tired, can never sleep because it never turns night and you're always busy during your day that never ends and you get very bored.

I wish that more people were just kind to every living being.

Granted! You now fall asleep so easily that you sleep all day, every day 23 hrs a day even when you have to pee and never dream…. and the 1 hr that you’re up you become a pillow and blanket & have lost all humanly features.. and the only friend you have is the Sandman who complains about a stiff back from years of carrying buckets of sand to sprinkle in people’s eyes & his ex-wife who took him for all the $ he was worth.. and you are forced to listen to this EVERY DAY for the 1 hr that you’re up..

I wish I could fly!

Granted! You have now gained the ability of flight! Go you! But! You can only go up about 5 feet and get no forward or backward movements. It's just flying straight up and hovering down to ground level. But hey! At least there's no time limit!

I wish I could make the world forget about my existence at will when I don't want to be wanted by anyone.