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  • edited September 23

    @PeaceMonkey Granted. You fall asleep so easily that you do it any and everywhere (narcolepsy!) and You can stay asleep as long as you want. But once you wake up, you might fall asleep again... 😴

    I wish I could retain the knowledge of anything I read.

  • @LadyVel Granted. You will retain the knowledge of everything you read, but you’ll be unable to use it to solve anything.

    I wish I were so powerful that the universe itself would bend to my will.

  • @BellaAine granted
    A line is added to your Will. Upon you death the universe does in fact bend, but only briefly before returning to its normal state causing the most spectacular visions humanity has ever seen. You never witness this.

    I wish I could travel wherever I wanted and money would be no issue.

  • @Pasquia Granted! You are now a suitcase whose owner goes wherever you want.

    I wish everyone used the correct forms of commonly confused words: its, it's, you're, your, there, their, and they're.

  • edited September 24

    @IronicMaiden It’s an absolute honor to grant your wish. Although you’re going to be sad that there will never be another new word added to OUR dictionary excepting for the next HOUR. Muahhhhhahahhhahahahaha 🧐

    (This is a brilliant thread by the way. Thank you!! 😊😂☀️)

    I wish everyone everywhere would choose authentic kindness FIRST.

  • @sillysassy I don't think I'd be to sad if new words aren't added too the dictionary.

  • Baahahahahahaha @IronicMaiden I actually laughed out loud at the suitcase 🤣

    Everyone is on “their” A game with this thread!
    Love it 🙌🏽🍿

  • Yeah, I kinda figured I'd end up as something inanimate. Suitcase makes sense.

  • @sillysassy Granted! Everyone chooses authentic kindness first. Then they quickly switch to choosing authentic cruelty second.

    I wish I could see the starry night sky without light pollution.

  • As the zombie apocalypse consumes the world you gaze out into the star lit blackness with your newly undead eyes, searching for your next meal of human flesh, completely incapable of appreciating what you had wished for.

    I wish for what I would consider a good video card to buy.

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