@PeaceMonkey Granted. You fall asleep so easily that you do it any and everywhere (narcolepsy!) and You can stay asleep as long as you want. But once you wake up, you might fall asleep again... 😴
I wish I could retain the knowledge of anything I read.
@LadyVel Granted. You will retain the knowledge of everything you read, but you’ll be unable to use it to solve anything.
I wish I were so powerful that the universe itself would bend to my will.
@BellaAine granted A line is added to your Will. Upon you death the universe does in fact bend, but only briefly before returning to its normal state causing the most spectacular visions humanity has ever seen. You never witness this.
I wish I could travel wherever I wanted and money would be no issue.
@Pasquia Granted! You are now a suitcase whose owner goes wherever you want.
I wish everyone used the correct forms of commonly confused words: its, it's, you're, your, there, their, and they're.
@IronicMaiden It’s an absolute honor to grant your wish. Although you’re going to be sad that there will never be another new word added to OUR dictionary excepting for the next HOUR. Muahhhhhahahhhahahahaha 🧐
(This is a brilliant thread by the way. Thank you!! 😊😂☀️)
I wish everyone everywhere would choose authentic kindness FIRST.
@sillysassy I don't think I'd be to sad if new words aren't added too the dictionary.
Baahahahahahaha @IronicMaiden I actually laughed out loud at the suitcase 🤣
Everyone is on “their” A game with this thread! Love it 🙌🏽🍿
Yeah, I kinda figured I'd end up as something inanimate. Suitcase makes sense.
@sillysassy Granted! Everyone chooses authentic kindness first. Then they quickly switch to choosing authentic cruelty second.
I wish I could see the starry night sky without light pollution.
As the zombie apocalypse consumes the world you gaze out into the star lit blackness with your newly undead eyes, searching for your next meal of human flesh, completely incapable of appreciating what you had wished for.
I wish for what I would consider a good video card to buy.
@JasonCuddles Granted! 😉👍
Enjoy this..Uhh, Hallmark card shooting out video recordings of the word "Good" playing over and over every time you open it....Ah shit I don't know! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish to have a job where I just get can paid tax free money, doing nothing physically productive whatsoever. ☺️
@katota Granted you are now the trust for your arch rival and he gets paid everyday and you physically do nothing but sit there for him.
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted to without gaining any weight ever again.
@dawnj83 YAY! 😁
@dawg83
Granted. You can eat whatever you want but get tired of needing to eat all the time to stay full.
You go to GI who is also a shaman and reversed your spell. You are now completely healed and never make a wish again .
Nice try. I wish this thread would continue.
@PeaceMonkey Granted. This thread will continue forever and ever, just because, and you will now have an updated Lamb Chop Play-Along song that will be stuck in your head for a lifetime.
This is the thread that never ends It just goes on and on, my friends Some people started joining in, not knowing what it was And they’ll continue joining in, forever just because… 🐑🎶
I wish my beauty will never fade.
Edited to add the tag and added "joining in" instead of "singing it."
@BellaAine 😂😂😂😂
@BellaAine Granted! Your ( inner) beauty will never fade. You will age like a prune tree for the next 100 years, but, when you look in the mirror you will still see the beautiful woman that you are. Forever. You will continue aging.. rapidly! People you meet along the way and those who know and love you will always see you for the beautiful woman you are, because, your (inner) beauty will never ever fade 😃
I wish I will come back as a cat 🐈⬛ in my next life..,
Granted
You come back as a cat. You are adopted by an elderly woman who feeds you dry cat food and sings you soft kitty.
😾😹😸
I wish this game would keep going.
Granted: This game will go on forever BUT it used all the server's capacity so there are no additional forum topics or cuddle requests.
I wish I could focus more
Granted. Whatever you're looking at, you are focused entirely on it, to the exclusion of all else.
I wish I had a hammer.
Granted. You now have a hammer. Unfortunately, you wake up to find yourself in a world where hammers have been banned. There are wanted posters all over of you, menacingly holding your hammer and laughing. They're looking for you. Run.
I wish job hunting wasn't so annoying.
Granted. You and your friends go out into the woods, and you have a grand old time hunting your friend Job, who is on the opposing team. (Good thing you’re using paint guns 😅).
I wish I could have a cuddle right now.
Granted! You can have a cuddle right now and once you’re enter twined in the most peaceful, feels like home comfort, warm and safe cuddle you could ever imagine, you know it will forever be your last and the worst part is you’re only allowed to have 7 seconds of this cuddle.
I wish Alzheimer’s and Dementia didn’t exist
Granted! Now I can't rem—uh um... uh...grante—uhh...
@DaveLaughs Sir, I think you missed the point of my wish. 🤔🤦🏽♀️😭
@GroundingLight Oh uh hi young lady, am I making a donation to the Make A Wish Foundation?
Granted. Alzheimer's and dementia no longer exist. These diseases now go by other names.
Now if only I could remember my wishes...
🎯
Granted. You clearly remember everything you ever wished for and especially all the ones that never came true.
I wish it were easier to type on a phone.
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