Lines not to use when proposing a cuddle.

[Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)
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There are plenty of threads with people asking why they don't get responses. To help you out, let's gather some lines NOT to use when trying to break the ice with a potential cuddle buddy... Let me start the collection-
"I saw your pic and thought 'they have GOT to have a great personality'"

" I would like to be your regular cuddle buddy to help pay for the plastic surgery lawsuit."

"Happy Halloween. Do you use that mask when you cuddle, too?"

"I notice you are a new pro with no karma. I'll let you cuddle me for free good karma."

"If my meds stop working, do you charge for each personality?"

"I'm glad you survived whatever accident did that to you. Wanna cuddle to celebrate?"

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Comments

  • echoesofwonderechoesofwonder

    My personal favorite is “hey”.

  • pmvinespmvines

    Whattup fine thing

  • sethryan44sethryan44

    "Hey" is for horses. I don't cuddle horses.

  • littermatelittermate

    "I'm desperate and lonely. Can you cuddle now?"
    "Hey sexy."
    "Hey beautiful, I have a feeling you're my dream come true."
    "Wanna flirt?"
    "Hey, text me at xxx-xxx-xxxx."
    "Send me pictures."
    "I'm wondering what the flesh on those bones looks like."
    "I like high heels."

    What a freaking great idea for a thread.

  • pmvinespmvines

  • littermatelittermate

    Snort.

  • [Deleted User]Zundar (deleted user)

    "Hey wanna cuddle? I've got a fever and bad cough at the moment hope that's okay"

  • [Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)

    @sethryan44 i tried cuddling a horse, but she suddenly turned pro and wanted to charge a tail and a leg!

  • sethryan44sethryan44

    I tried on cuddling a horse, but she was such a nag and kept her shoes on the whole time.

  • pmvinespmvines

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    "Where you from ?"

    Um...??? That's it. That was all they wrote. My location is listed so...? Just odd.

  • pmvinespmvines

    Whatcha wearing

  • pmvinespmvines

    Do you do nude cuddling ? Underwear ? I'll slip you an extra 20 ....

  • pmvinespmvines

    So what all is included? I mean , is that really all I get for 80 bucks ?

  • pmvinespmvines

    Is it ok if I relieve myself during our session?

  • littermatelittermate

    I like to cuddle skin on skin.

  • parkwayvisualparkwayvisual

    You must be a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over you!

  • sillysassysillysassy

    😂😂😂 FABULOUS!!! So so so spot on.

    When you are an enthusiast and they say “I’m at the airport, when can you do a session?”

    I’m thinking..... “Pros should ALSO drive Ubers!!! They would make BANK!!!”

  • geoff1000geoff1000
    edited October 2020

    "I get out of prison next month. The parole board says I'm unlikely to batter any more cuddle partners."

    "You should be OK to stay until 5 pm. My very jealous cage-fighter husband isn't usually home before 6."

    "I'm with the vice squad, and I just need one more bust to make Entrapment Officer Of The Month."

    "Can I pay with Venezuelan Bolivars ?"

    "I have a Praying Mantis fetish."

    "I plan to cook you dinner. What sauce goes best with fried rat ?"

  • [Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)

    Can you make change of a $200 bill?

  • SuperManCuddlesSuperManCuddles

    @pmvines You on it like always! I have gotten many of those similar requests before. Less clothing, no clothing and wanting explicit pics too, are of the types of cuddle expectations welcomes by this site. Also cuddlers that ask for money but are not a listed pro to on this site.

  • echoesofwonderechoesofwonder

    Are you real?

    I pinched myself and I think so?

    I WANT TO MEET YOU

    Am I the only person who still reads all caps as aggressive, like, yelling?

  • RezzRezz

    come cuddle now. I have $136.24

    Message I received recently
    That's it. No introduction. No "hi are you available".

    I love being treated like a cuddle vending machine. /s

  • sethryan44sethryan44

    @pmvines I can't decide which line is worse. That's freaking hilarious.

  • NYCLatnGuyNYCLatnGuy

    @Envie A cuddle vending machine would be brilliant!

  • SuperManCuddlesSuperManCuddles

    @Envie Your awesome and creative! “cuddle vending machine”. Lol

  • respectfulrespectful
    edited October 2020

    come cuddle now. I have $136.24

    @Envie That adds up to a 1:49:59.5 cuddle, which makes me wonder what they were planning to do exactly one hour and fifty minutes later ... I guess we'll never know!

  • pmvinespmvines

    @Envie can I have a bag of doritos and some ding dongs with that please

  • SixFootRedheadSixFootRedhead

    My personal favorite:

    Literally zero words, just a booking proposal for 36 minutes from now. At 11:09pm. On a Wednesday.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    "I crave warm flesh."

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