Yup, the vending machine thing. Ack.
@pmvines not sure you want ding dongs lol, that might break the TOS...
"Are you OK being the big spoon ? It's just that I can't get my arms out of this strait-jacket."
"I've cooked some fava beans. On your way over, can you pick up a nice bottle of Chianti ?"
"How long can I have for $6.35 ?"
"Does your house have good cellphone reception ? I have to call my probation officer every hour."
"I'm told that my Covid-19 is no longer contagious."
"Hope you don't mind the smell, it's an occupational hazard when operating a meth lab."
"You can take your shoes off once we're in bed, the rats don't usually climb up that far."
"You should find the house easily enough, there's a red light hanging over the door"
"Can you send me the money up front ? I need to snort a couple of lines first to give you a good experience."
I'm irked and by golly you are going to hear about it !!
Can we just get naked and kiss , it's good for my chi and energy flow to be one spirit orb with my karma comfort goddess. We will be one with the universe and live in each others auras
"I really enjoy cuddling, after sex."
"I've brought a cheerleader's outfit for you to wear."
"You'll be fine, I'm told that only three percent of people are susceptible to leprosy."
"If I win the election, you can come and cuddle me in The White House."
"Wrap your wrists in this bandage, it will prevent chafing off the handcuffs."
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else.it gets the hose again
"While I'm big-spooning you, call me Daddy."
"The rest of my football team are really looking forward to meeting you."
"You are welcome to use my shower when you arrive, it's big enough for two."
You sure do got some pretty legs...What time they open?
"Can you give me a hand with something?"
@Envie LOL
"While I lay my head on your belly I want to finger your button."
... 😱
@quixotic_life as an innie I can attest it is l the weirdest and most violence inducing feeling when somebody fingers my button
"Can you wear shorts?" Smh
@pmvines - I almost snorted coffee because of you.
@Sideon if you have coffee for snot then you have a bigger coffee addiction than most 🤣
“Any extras 😉 ?”
“Other cuddlers I’ve been with do ....XYZ”
“Can you wear names any article of clothing?”
“You have too many requirements...”
“I can’t send you a close up picture Bc of names any excuse under the sun”
You have a great lookin butt I wanna touch it
Gimme that stuff ya got
I want to dip my head In olive oil and rub it all over your body
Can you come to me ? My ankle.monitor wont allow for travel
@pmvines lol especially to the OO one ... “it’ll be like a massage, the other cuddles I was with loved it”
By law I am not allowed to he within 500 feet of anybody under the age of 18
Sometimes humanity leaves me a bit speechless. Wow.
"Can you say we are married ? I need the prison Governer to agree conjugal visiting rights."
"Don't worry, the viagra is only for my heart condition."
"Is it OK if put on a DVD with some relaxing music ? It just happens to be the soundtrack of a porn movie."