"Please don't eat garlic. Can you come round in the evening for an overnight session ? You have to be gone before the sun comes up, so I can get back in my wooden box bed."
"I'm a big fan of Fifty Shades of Grey. It has some really good platonic cuddling scenes."
"Come round at 9.30, and bring a friend."
"While we are cuddling, I'd like you to wear a hat. Just a hat."
"Do you have change for $5 ?"
"Can you come round at 5 pm ? My mum gets in at about 6, but we can't start any sooner, because I have to get home from school."
"I'm not actually new on the site, it's just that my previous account got banned."
We can trade outfits when I get there. What size string bikini do you wear?
How many mammals can your bed fit?
"Are your legs particularly long or short ? I'm hoping for something in between."
"Can you bring any toilet paper ? I ran out three weeks ago."
"By law, the Secret Service has to accompany me"
"I got a pickup truck with a plastic liner. Are you allergic to chocolate pudding?"
"I'd like to cuddle in a bath of baked beans."
My last cuddle buddy liked me so much he stayed with me for 10 years. Then his appeal went thru.
I'll be there at 9:30, but don't bother getting up. I already know where your bedroom is.
Your bio says you have kids. The more the merrier.
I get a lot of “do you wanna cuddle?” When they really mean to ask if I would like to cuddle with them for free. (As I’m a pro on the site)
I just hate when someone message me and expects me to meet up for a cuddle within a day or week. I tried to be straightforward about needing a 15min meetup at least before I even make such a decision. And obviously i want to get to know someone a bit before that even. But people keep messaging me that they are in town during a specific week and want to meet in a hotel where they reside and it just gives me the creeps feeling. I'm not up to meet someone who can't even send me a picture as courtesy and doesn't want to make me feel safe....i get only such messages 😐
Omgosh!!! @Spongymarble you are so stinkin cute!!!! What a fantastic profile. 😊 You are absolutely spot-on. Good on you for knowing this early on and knowing what’s best for you. Fist bump from a fellow enthusiast. Like the “Hey you... wanna cuddle? Here’s my number.” 😂😂😂 I’m right there with you. Not even enough input for Fake flattery and certainly not enough time was taken to READ YOUR PROFILE!!! Like @Envie said “love being treated like a cuddle vending machine.” 😂
Maybe people should bury in their profile, something like, "If you contact me, please include the word artichoke in your message" ; then they can ignore any which are missing the "password", because it shows the sender didn't even read the profile.
A prerequisite of knowingly following rules, is to know them.
@creedhands ~ LOL!!! "We can trade outfits when I get there." That slayed me!
All have these are so hilarious!!! Can’t stop laughing!! 😂😂😂 You guys are awesome. LOL
"There's a cuddle position I'd like to try out. Have you ever seen The Human Centipede?"
"Are you familiar with 'sounding'? It really helps me to relax."
@UltimateChungus ~ Ack! Omg!!! 😬🦠 ~ lol!
I'm a bit old fashioned. How do you feel about isolated cabins deep in the woods?
My feet are getting cold because you knocked my socks off!
Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I could walk away and come back again....
Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you gluten tolerant? I really like shoving my hands into freshly baked loaves of bread and wearing them like mittens.
Hey little lady... Do you have somewhere I can keep my gun while we cuddle? Let me ask my mother if I can come over. Come on by, I just got rid of the bed bugs.
I see you like candles ~ Would you mind caressing me with your wax dipped finger tips?
I'm an organ donor. Need anything?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
Hi! I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.................
Oh, sorry. I thought that was a braille name tag.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
Should I call you in the morning or should I nudge you?
Can you count? Then you better count on me spending the night.
HI! I make more money then you could spend.
Did you know the word of the day is "leg"? Why don't we go to my place and spread the word..........