@waynewv lol yeah that might work. On a related note, here's a pro tip from a former vacuum ""salesman"". Ask how much they charge to come back and do the rest of the house. The people who show up with the vaccum? Not salespeople. Their title is demonstrator our job was just to clean half a highly visible room so the difference was VERY noticeable the salesperson comes behind us to make the sale. I never sold a single machine but I ran a whole side business steam cleaning houses with the demo model they want us to use to try and sell our friends and family on buying one. after the first day I literally just told people "Look I don't care if you buy a machine or not. I'm paid by the hour to show that it works, the guy who comes in behind me?" "HIS job is to sell you one, so if you let me do this demo we can set up a time and I'll come back and finish the rest of the house for $50-150 depending on how big the house was". Worked 85 percent of the time.
Star Trek reference
The next thing we have to deal with in 2020...
My new favorite mug
These are great! Thanks for the smile.
One of the greatest Twitter exchanges of all time.
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/10/09/woman-posted-dead-cat-facebook/
This is the highlight funny of the weekend for me. Thank you @DarrenWalker and @EarthlyAngel003
Billy Connolly's take on cuddling
@UltimateChungus that TP is brilliant.
@quixotic_life and so was the yoga.
In Scotland, there's a "myth" that haggis actually comes from the wild haggis animal, which developed over time so that they have 2 legs longer than the other, making it easy for them to walk around a hill/mountain in one direction, though not the other direction. https://clan.com/blog/the-wild-haggis
It's not a myth, it's how we catch them. They are fast little buggers, so it takes three people to catch them. The first person chases, so the haggies run round the contour of the moutainside. The second person emerges from hiding in front of the haggis, and scares the living daylights out of it. The haggis then attempts to change direction in a panic, gets its legs the wrong way round and tumbles down the hill. The third person catches them. They are highly-strung, so the shock of all this frequently stops their heart. If not, there are various legal and humane ways of disposing of them instantly and painlessly.
It is knackering work though.
@FlyingToaster Problems arise when clockwise haggises mate with anti-clockwise haggises.
@Plato33 Yes, I could see how that could present possible problems.
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Merged into this thread. Getting technical assistance to restore the link - sorry 'bout that, @cuddles_ndream . [-Sid]
Thanks Sid
Just to be clear, made by American Bees 🐝 not undocumented bees
I dreamed last night that I was eating spaghetti all night long, I woke up and found all the pull strings for my blinds are missing !!!!!!!!
@FlyingToaster I can't, not think about the dungeon of the sandcrawler.
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