I once had a one night stand. It was dirty so I returned it the next day.
Speaking of that one night stand, when I returned it the lady remarked with disappointment “That didn’t last long.” Story of my life.
Speaking of blonde jokes ( We were right?) Why did the blonde nurse take a red marking pen to work?
In case she had to draw blood.
What do you call an everyday potato?
A commontater.
@Mmart as a blonde, I find your joke
hilarious 🤣
@BuggleBear LOL. Made me nervous for a minute. I just checked out your very nicely written profile.
I told a blonde joke to a blonde. She laughed. 5 years later.
I got myself an air freshener that is telepathically controlled. It makes scents when you think about it.
The teacher asked, "why are you in school on a Saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.