Chuck Norris uses a stunt double in his movies. But only for the crying parts.
Chuck Norris has never been broken. He doesn't even have a butt crack.
When Chuck Norris poops, the world inhales
@TeddyBear4u2024 @quietman775 😆😆😆
@pmvines Wait a minute! 🤣🤣🤣 Now, yours and @4bearhugs Norris'isms sorta cancels each other out, don't they? Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
@Bear Oh! Oh, say it again Bear! 😁😁😁
Chuck Norris build the hospital he was born in. He also drove his mom home right after his birth lol!
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@Bryan123 I am not fully expecting a response due to how old this thread is, but I will ask anyway...😆
Where was Chuck's father during his birth? Was Chuck also encouraging his mother through the contractions too, as the woman pushed him out? 🤔😆
Lol! 🤣
If so ....Chuck was a very strong willed albeit very gifted baby, if he managed to do ALL of that on the day of his own birth! Lol 😆😆😆😆
When Chuck was temping at the Daily Planet, (in the 80s) he gave Clark a break, It was only then when Clark returned that he fully understood what Chuck Norris does EVERY SINGLE DAY!
And don't forget the series that was made while Clark was gone... LOIS AND CHUCK the new adventures of thunderkick!
All of these were awesome to read! 🤣😁🤣😁
ChuckGPT
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@Mike403 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruce Lee is who Chuck Norris checks for under his bed for every night.
@Bear Oh I see what you mean, Bear. 😆
You so funny, Bear! 🫂😁
Chuck Norris drinks Irn Bru.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Beelzebub: "Give me your soul." Chuck Norris: "I'll give you my sole."
@TxTom 😆👍
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra snake. After 2 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
What would a Klondike bar do for Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with a bird.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything.
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And look who's on screen in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood", talk about timing.
@CaptainChaos Lol! That's not Bruce Lee, and that movie showed no interest to me. Therefore I never watched it. Much appreciate it though, Captain! 😄😊
In Quentin Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," Bruce Lee is portrayed as an arrogant and boastful figure in a fictionalized flashback scene on the set of "The Green Hornet".
@CaptainChaos Lol! Yes, I have read about that elsewhere and I still won't watch it. 😁
Quentin also admitted that he never met Bruce Lee in person, which is true, he never knew Bruce in reality nor did he bother to get in contact with Linda or Shannon (Bruce's widow and daughter) to gain some insight on who Bruce Lee was. 🫤
Yet Quentin did reach out to the Tate family and Roman Polanski (not gonna mention all that he's guilty of🤨) to gain insight about Sharon so that she'll be portrayed in a respectful light in that movie.😊
That portrayal of Bruce was based off speculation and yes definitely fictional. 😏👍
I have no interest of ever watching that Tarantino flick. Again appreciate it though! 👍
Even Kareem Abdul Jabar criticized that portrayal of Bruce Lee in that film, he was a student of Bruce Lee's by the way, and NO Quentin didn't reach out to him either in regards to Bruce.😏
Lol! Yeah, Shannon Lee was pissed at Quentin about that "portrayal" of her late father in that movie.🫤😊😄
I don't blame her for feeling that way. 😊👍
Like I said before and again, appreciate it. 😁
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do 🤣
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Thanos snapped his fingers, he disappeared. Chuck Norris doesn't like snapping.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity……Twice!!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordering a milkshake at McDonald's and got it even though the machine broke.