Chuck Norris- Your best Chuck Norris joke

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  • I thought that scene with Bruce Lee in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was really funny, but that was because I took that memory of Cliff’s as not being real and instead was him just making himself out to be a badass in a false memory involving Bruce Lee. I didn’t think they were actually making Bruce Lee out to be full of himself, and as I recall, in another memory by another character (I think Sharon Tate) he was cool and nothing like how he was portrayed in Cliff’s memory. I later read others had taken it the same way I had.

  • Chuck Norris put on bullet ant gloves. After 11 hours of excruciating pain, the ants became men.

  • Why will there never be any streets named after Chuck Norris? Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.

  • [Deleted User]married_guy (deleted user)

    I would take chuck norris over 100 gorillas.

  • When Chuck Norris does a push up - he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.....

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