There were only 24 letters in the alphabet before U and I were born.
@geoff1000 , not much of a dad joke lol 😉
@geoff1000 But I , was reincarnated, how about U?
YY U R
YY U B
I C U R
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Does February March?
No, but April May!
Another one my Dad used to say:
A man walking along the road stumbles upon a dirty oil-burning lamp. His picks it up and as he's cleaning it off a genie appears from the lamp and the genie offers to grant him 3 wishes for freeing him. First, the man asks to be rich: "poof!" He's rich. He asks to be handsome and"poof!" He's handsome. He saves his third wish for later, and buys a new car. As he's driving a commercial advertisement song starts playing and he sings along: 🎶"Ohhhh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener..." 🎶 "Poof!" 😁
@calineur My condolences for the loss of your father. 😔 My dad is 85 now.
@CreativeCuddles Thank you 🤗.
I remembered another:
A police officer arriving at an intersection ran a red light. I was right behind him and ran the red light also. When he pulled me over and asked if I knew that I ran a red light I replied: "Yes, officer, but I was just following the law!"
A sign in the window of an Italian restaurant:
"Do not worry about your bad Italian. We are fluent in broken English"
A sign at an auto parts store...
“We now stock Fiat parts so..”
“ Fix It Again Tony!”
Don't need to look for a guy, I'm the only stud you'll need.
Nothing tops a cheese pizza!
A dad walks into a bar. Don't worry, he'll be fine.