What's your favorite dad joke?

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  • @cuddlerforu24 u24
    There were only 24 letters in the alphabet before U and I were born.

  • @geoff1000 , not much of a dad joke lol ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • @geoff1000 But I , was reincarnated, how about U?

  • @cuddlerforu24
    YY U R
    YY U B
    I C U R
    YY 4 me

  • Does February March?

    No, but April May!

  • Another one my Dad used to say:

    A man walking along the road stumbles upon a dirty oil-burning lamp. His picks it up and as he's cleaning it off a genie appears from the lamp and the genie offers to grant him 3 wishes for freeing him. First, the man asks to be rich: "poof!" He's rich. He asks to be handsome and"poof!" He's handsome. He saves his third wish for later, and buys a new car. As he's driving a commercial advertisement song starts playing and he sings along: ๐ŸŽถ"Ohhhh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener..." ๐ŸŽถ "Poof!" ๐Ÿ˜

  • @calineur My condolences for the loss of your father. ๐Ÿ˜” My dad is 85 now.

  • edited January 2020

    @CreativeCuddles Thank you ๐Ÿค—.

    I remembered another:

    A police officer arriving at an intersection ran a red light. I was right behind him and ran the red light also. When he pulled me over and asked if I knew that I ran a red light I replied: "Yes, officer, but I was just following the law!"

  • [Deleted User]iamkimmyp (deleted user)

    A sign in the window of an Italian restaurant:

    "Do not worry about your bad Italian. We are fluent in broken English"

  • A sign at an auto parts store...

    โ€œWe now stock Fiat parts so..โ€

    โ€œ Fix It Again Tony!โ€

  • [Deleted User]indiansfan4life (deleted user)

    Don't need to look for a guy, I'm the only stud you'll need.

  • Nothing tops a cheese pizza!

  • [Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)

    A dad walks into a bar. Don't worry, he'll be fine.

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