How to handle an erection?

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  • @Amortentia there is no point. A new boner thread would soon appear, they always do.

  • edited February 2021

    @CuddleStella, well put, Thank you!

  • Funny. I'm blocked to and I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the fellow. Fascinating.

  • Yay! I'm in the, 'Cool Kids Club'!! When I checked to compare profiles, I wasn't blocked... But now I am! Whee!

    So... uh... now what? 🤔

  • I'm surprised this thread isn't closed yet...

    Nope it is still up in all its glory.

    Rim shot

  • edited February 2021

    @CuddleDuncan, you mean you thought surely that another boner thread would inevitably pop up...

    opportunitymissed

    ETA: above ^^^ is the result of employing a hashtag ironically. I think it reads.

  • @BellaSera sometimes those things are hard to come up with ......

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)
    edited February 2021

    @BellaSera and anyone else who might find this handy - if you put a "\" in front of a hashtag, it lets you write it without turning it into header font. For example:

    #opportunitymissed

    Thank you, @squeakytoy - I did not know this! [-Sid]

  • 🤦🏻‍♀️

    #facepalm

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @BellaSera, @Sideon No problem! All hail escape characters! :)

  • edited February 2021

    awildbonerappears

    Sorry, just had to see if my new hashtag can be turned into a header. Sadly not.

    PS: I used “Margaret Thatcher” against the wild boner. It was super effective!

  • @Catloaf is that a spell or something?

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    #awildbonerappears

    Hey! It's possible, @Catloaf ! Just go hashtag, then "\", then hashtag and whatever you want to write.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    ... wait, hang on, what are you up to? Why do you need to know how to do this? :joy:

  • Hmmm, why wild? Why not tamed or even well trained? Could a boner be taught to do tricks? That would be very helpful in cuddles. Play dead! Flop.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    #aphlegmaticbonerappears

    Better, @ChefKate ?

  • edited February 2021

    @ChefKate It’s mimicking the Pokémon games. 😊 You might not be familiar with the newer stuff but you might know Pikachu, or that it was a popular Gameboy title in the 90s.

  • @NYCLatnGuy -- Awesome song and incredibly relevant to this convo.

    @squeakytoy You are as hilarious as you are gorgeous.

  • @CuddleDuncan so what you are saying is that CC is under some kind of boner spell and it'll never go away from discussions?lol

  • @Catloaf ahhh. Hmmm, well, ummm. I still think that a trained boner that could play dead on command could solve so many of the world's problems!

  • @ChefKate I actually had a snuggle once with someone who had been doing it for a number of years with one of the top (non-CC) professionals in my old city. He was easily one of the best ones I’ve had. Obviously arousal can happen when you’re that close to a physical body. But when I felt that popping up so to speak, I also noticed in the same breath that he was actually able to turn it the heck off. Right in the same instance. I bet that takes a whole lot of work to do.

    And a whole lot of pleasant thoughts about Margaret Thatcher.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    What did one lonely penis say to the other?

    I just want to belong.

  • The things I wake up to

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @Sin_City_Lola Aaww, thanks :blush:

    @Mmart Good god man, between this thread, the cow tangent in another thread, and the dad jokes thread, you're cracking me up!

    @pmvines Well, morning wood be the best time to read the new updates. Ehehe

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @squeakytoy Yeah, nothing wrong with having a little fun in between some of the shitstorms that happen here.
    BTW I agree with @Sin_City_Lola, you have a lot going for yourself.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    Thanks @Mmart ! I didn't expect to get compliments in a resurrected boner thread, but I'll take 'em :joy:

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @squeakytoy Yeah, just let them soak in.

    But I have a real problem now. Got a viagra caught in my throat this morning. My neck is so stiff I can't move.

  • @Amortentia yes boner threads have a mind of their own, they pop up (copyright @BellaSera) whenever you least expect them.

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