@creedhands I'm with @quixotic_life - that would work on me.
My friend said she has plans to compile a coffee table book of unsolicited penis.pics she has acquired. Perhaps someone should do the same for this stuff
Eew! @pmvines ~ My instant visual was due to the last coffee table book I saw being a pop-up book! Lol!!! 🙀🙈
edit/addition: OMG! @pmvines ~ If she's serious, urge her to go with a "lift the flap" style! That would be fricken hilarious!!!
Bwahahahaha @quixotic_life - "Unsolicited Penis Pop-Up Book" - for the win!
Chuckle.
Dang it! Now I've gone and created a good line unintentionally, and I can't use it because I shared it publicly! Maybe I should test it my "bad lines" on unsuspecting newbies before sharing them...
Well this took a turn into the weird
Let me say it from the pro side whether you viewed that profile or they popped up out of nowhere.Those types never said they liked the profile
Hey do you want to cuddle?🤔
"In the mood for some...cuddilingus? "
@UltimateChungus cuddilingus is actually pretty awesome hahaha. But not for here
@wrench ~ Yep! It got weird! 🤣😂🤣 @UltimateChungus ~ Lol! I'm stealing that bit of [inappropriate?] hilarity!
🫂 Also ~ @littermate ~ I really like how you posted all those openers! How refreshing to see so many quality queries collected into one post! 💗
Can we cuddle today? I need a hug
@geoff1000 you have the best ones- I needed that laugh thank you!
@quixotic_life Thanks. That was just a portion of my inbox. Slouches are the minority.
You must be made of cheese because you are looking Gouda.
I'm a loner. Only message me if you want to chat. Hi What's up? Feel free to ignore.
Cuddle?! No need to respond. Or only at your leisure.
"I've just eaten a sauerkraut sandwich and didn't have time to brush my teeth"
Hello I’m a professional cuddler willing to travel during the COVID 19 pandemic. (banned)
good morning feel free to drop me your cell i am new on here and dont really know how it works ... nice to meet you. (banned)
I'm so confused...
I got an all lower case message that was their age, followed by a single letter gender identifier, and their ethnicity. That's it, nothing else. Not even a hello...
I went to their profile and just don't get it. Their age is different (by 4 years) and they have their phone number up for anyone to contact them.
[my brow is furrowed 🤔]
On both fronts this is just so weird to me. Does this sort of thing actually work out for some? Because it doesn't work for me.
I for sure, will not be replying (or calling). SMH...
@quixotic_life I would report it as a possible something suspect. May be one of those things where you call the number and then are bombarded with unsolicited texts and calls about spammy and scammy things
Okay... will do.
Would you like to join my cuddle puddle? All the others keep getting cold and stiff.
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I will have a pad and pen. My "bodyguard" won't let me take my muzzle off since my last meal consisted of fava beans and kidney steak.
We'd all have time machines by now if Einstein wasn't such a horndog.