About me
Hey I'm Kelsey. Welcome to my page. Sit back and relax and I really hope none of the things I say upset you(please don't go super saiyan) I apologize for being me(actually no I don't) I'm a smart azz but you can learn to love me I swear.
I'm like a mixture of Edward elric, Haruhi(ouran), and Sango. I hate being called short, hate milk, hate the whole dress like a girl cause you are one thing and someone who wants to fall in love but is also really afraid of falling so hard and getting hurt
Oh at this point I need to mention I'm asexual. Which means I lack sexual attraction. Sure I could think you are really cute or hot or even sexy but I lack sexual urges so if I rather play zombie games or watch game of thrones than see you naked don't get offended. BUT! Fear not, I DO in the future wish to get married. Sex isn't 100% off the table but it's not 100% guaranteed, you earn it you don't just deserve it, there's a difference. I should also mention I'm not a virgin. I have however been celibate sense my first time which was three years ago. It was a horrible and terrifying experience and never want it to happen like that again....anyway to more happy things
I'm a geek I'm a nerd I been gaming sense I was 5 I'm the type to pick Zelda over a current generation game. I'm book smart. I'm always constantly learning. I am not a pc gamer but I use to play runescape back in the day. I hate WOW and LOL and I also hate Cod(call of doody) or bf(battlefart) I'd rather play something that's actually fun(did I offend you cod gamers? Oh I hope so) I also love anime. I've seen so many series(see list below) and have crushes on so many characters. I'm into star wars not star trek and I could live off ramen, mac and cheese, chicken nuggets, powdered doughnuts and flaming hot cheetos(way to my heart)
Also sense I wanna be completely honest I wanna say I have asthma, I also have a eye condition called neurofibromatosis type 2. It has a lot of side effects and honestly it just makes me who I am so if this breaks the deal you seriously are not worth it.
What I'm looking for is either another asexual, a demisexual, or maybe even a regular o sexual. I don't care about gender love knows no gender. Age however is a major thing for me so please no messaging me if over 30. if you think cod/bf or pc is the master race then don't message either. Last thing I put so much in this profile and work hard to type all this on my phone so please respectful and say more than "hey/hi/hello/what's up/how are you" even if it's not the first message don't ask...most people don't care anyway
Right so that is me...hope you enjoyed that...or not...
Facts
Join Date |
June 2015 |
Orientation |
Straight |
Status |
Single |
Cuddles |
Women |
Location: |
Bloomington, IN |
Height |
5' 0" |
Body Type |
Fit |
Car Owner |
No |
Drinks |
Rarely |
Smokes |
No |
Ethnicity |
White |
Religion |
Other |
Job |
Babysit a 2 year old boy |
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