About me
The most recent physical contact that I’ve had with a woman was the last time my mother burped me, and I had to pay her for it.
I crave tender loving companionship from mature women.
I want you to think of my place as a secret room you just discovered in your apartment.
I want to get you so baked with me that when you arrive home you’ll be able to float through the keyhole, and you will like it.
Facts
| Join Date |
September 2023 |
| Orientation |
Straight |
| Status |
Single |
| Cuddles |
Women |
| Can be |
Host |
| Preferred Days |
Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat |
| Preferred Times |
Evening, Night |
| Preferred Age |
30 - 80 |
| Fav. Movie |
Ishtar, Pink Flamingos |
| Fav. TV Show |
Lost in Space, Uncle Floyd |
| Location: |
Queens, NY |
| Height |
5' 9" |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Car Owner |
No |
| Pets |
battery operated rat w remote |
| Drinks |
Socially |
| Smokes |
420 |
| Ethnicity |
White |
| Job |
Retired |
| Children |
Has a child |
No friends to show yet :(
v•••••s
2 years ago
Funny and charismatic. Good conversation and super comfy. Hes newer to the site so I hope he has a fun and safe cuddle journey along with the rest of you!