Stillbjorn

41 - Man - Pasadena, Maryland, US
"I like to cuddle while listening to something shared (music, show, rain, chat)"

About me

I'm an often boisterous, ridiculously warm goofball; I'm a voracious reader, a lover of music in all its fantastic varieties, and a friend enthusiast.

I absolutely love puzzles and board games, especially cooperative ones, but I don't mind competitive ones; there's something inherently satisfying about grappling with problems that have a solution, no matter how difficult, as opposed to real life issues ^^;

I'm a complete nerd, bouncing between books constantly, playing MtG with friends and roommates, and while there never seems to be time for it now, I loved the cooperative storytelling of TTRPGs.

I will absolutely take any opportunity to make a joke, especially at my own expense, and I'm a fiend with puns (when does a joke go from merely cheesey to a full on dad joke? It'll be apparent; usually after aging to full groan)

My username is because I was born with an umbilical cord noose, and it's something I feel shaped a lot of my outlook on life.

I love to cuddle because I feel platonic human touch is something vital that so few people get enough of, especially as social constructs frame it so often as a romantic or sexual thing only. There is something absolutely wonderful about both holding and being held, the warm support both given and received; I used to have a few cuddle buddies back in Louisiana and Texas, but it's been years since I had any since moving up here and I realized recently just how much I missed it.

What I'm looking for in a cuddle buddy:
Honestly I would love to just make any kind of friends up here, I can count the number of people I know up here on my fingers; if we click and cuddles are an option, I am absolutely down to cuddle at any opportunity, I was raised in a household that cherished hugs and friendly embraces, but I also absolutely respect boundaries, and expect for mine to likewise be respected. I am comfortable with all body types and genders, my only request physically is that any prospective cuddle buddy has good hygiene (showers, clean clothes, etc.) Clear and open communication is a must, I will be *thrilled* if we just gab and chat the first few times we hang out and see how well we get along, and I very much appreciate open communication of expectations, desires, and limitations.

Pros and cons (depending on your opinions):
I generate a ridiculous amount of heat (which is why winter months are the absolute *best* for cuddling)
My sense of humor is almost impossible to turn off
I usually sleep with a CPAP (essentially free white-noise if sleep cuddles are an option)
I have ADD (could write a full essay on this one, if you know you already know)

I am not the best at regularly checking messages, but I promise to reply to any that I receive when I do remember to check!

Facts

Join Date May 2026
Orientation Asexual, Demisexual, Pansexual
Status Single
Cuddles Everyone
Preferred Times Morning, Evening, Night
Fav. Movie Evrything Evrywhere All @ Once
Fav. TV Show The Good Place, animated shows
Location: Pasadena, MD
Height 5' 11"
Body Type A little extra
Car Owner No
Pets I absolutely love animals, but they're prohibitively expensive
Drinks Rarely
Smokes No
Ethnicity White
Religion Other
Job Pharmacy Technician
Children Possibly in the future
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