About me
[For the sake of clarity, this is free.]
Hello, my name is Dave, and I am unshakably safe. When we are together, there is nothing you can do, (or fail to do,) say, or feel that can change that. So, the normal limitation to intimacy—danger—doesn’t put a cap on our potential to be open and vulnerable.
My menu of services is quite broad, and every session is customized to satisfy the present moment. Say what you want, directly. Don’t be shy. If you find this difficult, we can work on that, too. Below are some categories and examples of what you might want. Just try and get your money’s worth.
Physical Intimacy
Foot rub? Back scratch? Eye gazing? Holding hands on a walk? Shave your beard? Brush your hair? Wash your hair?
Therapy/Advice/Grief Support
Are you a sex worker who’s burnt out from being thirst-groped by man-babies? Are you burnt out for the same reason, in spite of not even being a sex worker? Do you need to vent? Do you want a second opinion? Did someone hurt you? Did you hurt someone? Are you damaged, or traumatized? Maybe just worn out? Tell me all about it! You cannot wound my ear. I hold the ideal space to exhale, let go, switch off, unpack, offload, or crash land.
Housekeeping/ Personal Assistance
Is your place a total mess? Let’s work as a team to get it picked up, then get under the covers together and share a pot of tea.
How about breakfast in bed while I pick up and run a vacuum? Need help getting packed, unpacked, or organized: I’m your guy.
Escort/Companionship
Take me to a party as your “plus 1”
How about a hike to a scenic spot with a picnic spread?
Ever try assisted stretching?
Let’s mix a pitcher of cocktails, build a fire and smoke cigarettes all night.
What if I read you a classic book?
Hospice
Are you leaving us, soon? Let me sit with you, lie with you? Tell me your secrets, your fears; say nothing at all?
All ages, genders, races, orientations, sizes, and situations are welcome. (If you have a baby, BRING THE BABY.)
Under no circumstances will the sexual energy between us rise above a zero, and I will not go along with anything else unwholesome.
If you would like to take extra steps for reassurance such as having a hidden camera, or having a friend come along or stop in unannounced, then you can take this as my consent to do so. You do not need to let me know in advance (or ever.). If there are any questions about these limits, don’t be afraid to ask.
Ready? Then, let’s go! Not ready? Just call me and we’ll talk.
Rates:
Free until I get some references. What more could you ask for?