About me
Okay, looks like you found me.
I do like to dress as waldo, whether it be for a day out shopping, a night of all night lazertag, or just to surprise people at the state fair. I'll dress up as waldo for a cuddle too probably.
One of my hobbies is explaining things. Like the reason your stomach grumbles is because when your glycogen runs low your intestines go through peristalsis, but without stuff to mix with digestive juices its kinda like a whoopie cushion. It also has an interesting application where if you say accidentally ate a penny you could pass it through your system faster by fasting.
If you have any curiosities that need to be satisfied I'm your guy.
Facts
| Join Date |
April 2017 |
| Orientation |
Straight |
| Status |
Single |
| Cuddles |
Women |
| Can be |
Host, Guest |
| Location: |
Sacramento, CA |
| Height |
6' 1" |
| Body Type |
Slim |
| Car Owner |
Yes |
| Drinks |
No |
| Smokes |
No |
| Ethnicity |
White |
| Religion |
Atheism |
| Job |
Sales |
| Children |
Doesn't want children |
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