Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher is pretty much putrefied flesh at this point.
I try to handle it with my left hand since I’m right handed....
You can handle it with the iron fist of war, or the velvet glove of diplomacy. Choose wisely.
@ChetKate masturbating to orgasm and getting clean up before getting together with your cuddling partner does help relieve the pressure. Also, know that baby boys even have erections.
Also, know that baby boys even have erections.
Spoken like an ex-priest.
Looks like Beavis and Butthead are in the house.
@FunCartel LOL, but you may be struck down for that commentary.
@Mmart There’s an app for that.
@FunCartel #dead
Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride.
With both hands
Chop it off....... seriously.. Men will eventually evolve to have detachable penises so this questions stops popping up.
@Mike403 Are you volunteering for that clinical trial?
Old ancient boner threads being reser erected
Well, @Sideon was right that one would pop up again.
@FunCartel lol oh gosh
A bowl full of spiders.
Hire a really good foreman.
I like the way these threads seem to pop up out of the blue with no notice.
@FunCartel 🤣🤣🤣
If I had a penis, and I'm envious of all that do, I would definitely do what @WKCuddles said and prepare beforehand. Though I imagine if I were a guy I’d always be “preparing beforehand” if you know what I mean.
@Sin_City_Lola Bazinga lol
I guess these threads keep popping up as a result of living in a phallocentric society. Or not.
Checking back to page 2, @spuds , you are the one who brought this thread back after over 4 years of inactivity. So I guess the answer to that would be introspective on your part.
God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time.
@Mike403
Speak for yourself.
@DarkLordChungus LOL.
I like the ones with toothpicks and marshmallows.
The spud dude blocked me. I don’t know what purpose that serves, I looked at his profile once and I’ve never directly spoken to him. We have beef I didn’t even know about. 😋
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