BeardedLifter

My goal is to put a smile on the face of anyone I encounter. The world can be a dark place but a smile can brighten anyone’s day. I’m warm and always ready with a witty comeback. I used to be afraid of physical touch but I now realize it’s an essential component of life.

If you’re looking for a friend to talk to or feeling lonely and just need someone to hear you out, I’m always happy to help. I’m a great conversationalist and would love to put a smile on your face.

Picture available upon request.

If you have a great sense of humor and smell amazing, we will get along great!

Priority goes to people who know the difference between their, there, and they’re. VIP status to those who use your and you’re properly!

If all of your pictures are AI-generated, it’s a no for me. It’s really hard to cuddle with a robot.

I don’t do virtual. Sorry!

Oh, and I’ll definitely bring snacks!