About me
Isn't it ironic...I'm not moronic, the antithesis of laconic, not ionic nor bionic, nor SuperSonic, definitely not harmonic, not conic, neither hydronic nor hydroponic, anti-hypnotic, non-chronic and never cyclonic, sparingly quixotic, rarely sardonic, and only occasionally demonic, but I am iconic, purely platonic, and I can be your tonic. Will you be my gin?
Facts
| Join Date |
September 2026 |
| Orientation |
Straight |
| Status |
Single |
| Cuddles |
Women |
| Can be |
Host |
| Fav. Movie |
For Love or Money |
| Fav. TV Show |
Dallas |
| Location: |
Edmonds, WA |
| Height |
6' 0" |
| Body Type |
Overweight |
| Pets |
No, but I whistle for one sometimes just to see what shows up. |
| Drinks |
Rarely |
| Smokes |
No |
| Ethnicity |
White |
| Religion |
Atheism |
| Children |
Has no children |
No friends to show yet :(
What an incredible host! Very polite and very respectful. Communication was a breeze for arranging plans and pleasant conversations while cuddling. 10/10!