jt_fl

Certified snuggle technician — I calibrate blanket tension, optimize pillow placement, deliver long hugs, short jokes, and the occasional mischievous whisper. Part human heater, part emotional‑support burrito, I have been told that I give deliberate hugs and the kind of cuddles that make you smile later.

I promise comfort, and lingering touches that make your phone battery last longer because you forget to check it.

Or... we can just ponder the weird axioms of life - such as:

- Why is there Braille on a drive up ATM?
- Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
- If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie
- Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying
- Why is the word “abbreviation” so long
- If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do
- Why do we call it “after dark” when it’s actually after light
- Why is it called “rush hour” when nothing moves
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their music
- Why do we say “sleep like a baby” when babies wake up constantly
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry or would you explode


If you read this, fire off a quick “hi” — I’ll always try and bring warmth, and slightly dangerous, addictive cuddling skills..

XXOO — John
Warm arms. Curious mind. Cuddler.