About me
I love to see how others turn into happier people! And you will too, trust me. Laughing, talking, or enjoying the silent moments in each other's company - you will recollect that lightheaded feeling of joy, when you smile and don't even realize it.
My trick? (One of.) I've learnt how to be my happy self. And I know how to remind you, too, that you already know it. It's not being nice or polite with others, with me. It's not trying to do your best, to be a better version of you. It's the relaxing comfort of letting all fears and expectations go away, and realization that there is no need to do anything to change yourself. You are fine. Just perfect.
And so am I! You'll feel like you've known me for years :)
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Five moments.
1. I am Russian, expect strrrrong accent... Nah, not really. But I do have one.
2. I do not monitor my messages 24/7 and often miss fast-paced requests for the same day. Give me a prior notice and it'll go smoother.
3. I can't drive (never learnt), going to a suburb requires Metra and possibly Uber to/from the station. Call it gas if you will but these are travel expenses, please don't get surprised if I ask to cover them.
4. I do enjoy travelling! And will gladly travel within the country - assuming that, again, you help with the expenses for transportation and, if needed, accommodations. Details to be discussed.
5. Jumping on the bed is fun but only possible if you have high ceilings. No double meaning here as the default keyword for the whole thing is still "platonic." Within that, I love adventures! Shoot your ideas and I'll shoot mine. Duck! :)
Rates & Services
1 Hour+ | No Discount.
1 hour, plain and simple, minimum math. I do like to add "plus-minus" because I tend to skip setting an alarm. The easier life is, the more fun! Right? But I will respect your time - no shortening.
$100
4 Hours+ | Logical Discount: "Plenty Of Time"
That should cover a few tasks that we might decide to successfully accomplish (or not). Why pay a fortune for being fortunate to spend some time in a pleasant company?
- 10%
$360
8 Hours+ | Obvious Discount: "Full Day"
What will we do? That's easy to decide. What will you do after I leave? Now, that's the question - and the beauty of hiring a professional since there won't be any "Whatcha doin'." I promise!
- 20%
$640
20 Hours+ | (Not) Secret Discount: "Meeting Over Coffee"
30 minutes (NOT 20 hours) to meet and greet at a coffee shop. Or a bakery, but that might raise a dilemma over an almond croissant vs. chocolate fudge cake. Perfect if you'd like to check whether we are a good match. (Pst, if you like all this - we are!)
- 97%
$60
Facts
Join Date |
December 2018 |
Cuddles |
Everyone |
Can be |
Guest, Public |
Preferred Times |
Afternoon, Evening, Night |
Fav. Movie |
"A Fish Called Wanda" |
Fav. TV Show |
"Peep Show" |
Location: |
Chicago, IL |
Location #2: |
Los Angeles, CA |
Height |
5' 4" |
Body Type |
Slim |
Car Owner |
No |
Pets |
No |
Drinks |
Rarely |
Smokes |
No |
Ethnicity |
White |
Religion |
Other |
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What an incredible lady! She is a sweetheart, and knows how to make you feel comfortable. I highly recommend.... and pay the cab fare...